luke
@boozegolem.bsky.social
pleasant in all weathers, never shirked a task
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luke
@boozegolem.bsky.social
· May 19
The people who believe the U.S. is some magical country where anything is possible are the same ones who are currently trying to get rid of the one instance of America actually being magical: birthright citizenship
I broke out in a cold sweat reading this
I have my coffee
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I broke out in a cold sweat reading this
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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
Abolishing ICE should be the moderate position
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Abolishing ICE should be the moderate position
Okay, Indianapolis. It’s Kansas City’s turn with the Phillip Rivers. You have to share.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Okay, Indianapolis. It’s Kansas City’s turn with the Phillip Rivers. You have to share.
begun, the jingle hop has
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
begun, the jingle hop has
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment.
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment.
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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A GoFundMe has been created to support the family of a Norman Public Schools parent arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement last week.
GoFundMe created to support family of Norman Public Schools parent arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement
A GoFundMe has been created to support the family of a Norman Public Schools parent who was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement outside of a Norman elementary school Wednesday.
www.oudaily.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A GoFundMe has been created to support the family of a Norman Public Schools parent arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement last week.
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Alicia Keys: “NEW YERRRRRRRK”
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Alicia Keys: “NEW YERRRRRRRK”
me when I’m trying rip a huge fart but I don’t want to shit my pants
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
me when I’m trying rip a huge fart but I don’t want to shit my pants
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It's time!
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there.…
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's time!
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
What Marx failed to grasp is that when pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
What Marx failed to grasp is that when pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.
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Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it faced hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects last year.
(Published July 2024)
(Published July 2024)
School Vouchers Were Supposed to Save Taxpayer Money. Instead They Blew a Massive Hole in Arizona’s Budget.
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it’s now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state program...
www.propublica.org
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it faced hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects last year.
(Published July 2024)
(Published July 2024)
mfw the school calls and says my kid is running a fever
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
mfw the school calls and says my kid is running a fever
I think if your team loses to Phillip Rivers in 2025 they shouldn’t be allowed into the playoffs
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I think if your team loses to Phillip Rivers in 2025 they shouldn’t be allowed into the playoffs
As someone who has crushed their shin on a tow hitch more times than I care to mention, dude’s reaction is the only reaction you can have.
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
As someone who has crushed their shin on a tow hitch more times than I care to mention, dude’s reaction is the only reaction you can have.