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Jason
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South Florida sports-er, runner, guitar player, movie lover, MAGA hater
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December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Stephen F. Austin would have a better chance to win if he didn’t take on Montana State all by himself.
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.

Ransom
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.

Slither
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.

Interstellar.
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
CJ Stroud is not as good as Collinsworth keeps saying he is.
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Couldn’t they have squeezed a few more Jesus signs into the Gameday crowd this morning??
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You should not be a professional broadcaster if you pronounce the word escape as “ex-scape”. Looking at you Herbstreit and Riddick.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Can someone explain why people think Louis Riddick should be a NFL GM? He’s awful on college football coverage.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is some super shitty quarterback play with Caleb and Hurts.
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Eagles are booty!
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What was that, Bryce Young?
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Jahmyr Gibbs is a cheat code.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Today’s Seahawks unis are 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Do Nantz and Romo ever get sick of calling Chiefs games?
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Whenever they listen in on the refs discussing a call in the ACC operations center I always expect one of them to suddenly yell “Leroyyyyyyy Jennnnkins!!!!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It is so weird that the Miami Hurricanes football radio broadcast is sponsored by a pork company. 😬
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Whenever they listen in on the refs discussing a call in the ACC operations center I always expect one of them to suddenly yell “Leroyyyyyyy Jennnnkins!!!!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“He wasn’t a pedophile, he was an elphaba!”

- Megyn Kelly
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.

Please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM