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@bottledeye on twit. idk what i'm doing
ikea: you're gonna need at least one other person to put this shelf up
me: pffft i don't need no doggone help
me two hours later in the group chat: heyyy is anyone free to come help me put up a shelf sometime this week :)
me: pffft i don't need no doggone help
me two hours later in the group chat: heyyy is anyone free to come help me put up a shelf sometime this week :)
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ikea: you're gonna need at least one other person to put this shelf up
me: pffft i don't need no doggone help
me two hours later in the group chat: heyyy is anyone free to come help me put up a shelf sometime this week :)
me: pffft i don't need no doggone help
me two hours later in the group chat: heyyy is anyone free to come help me put up a shelf sometime this week :)
this is the second night in a row i've sat out on my back deck smoking. both times the same skunk has walked from the back fence, crossed the yard, and wiggled under a gap in the fence without acknowledging me at all. what are we?
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this is the second night in a row i've sat out on my back deck smoking. both times the same skunk has walked from the back fence, crossed the yard, and wiggled under a gap in the fence without acknowledging me at all. what are we?
bari weiss is trending and i'm not gonna click on her name. self care <3
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
bari weiss is trending and i'm not gonna click on her name. self care <3
i like how in the venture skins where they don't have a coat you can see their ass
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i like how in the venture skins where they don't have a coat you can see their ass
i have a tabletop game that came with a bunch of miniatures that i bought many years ago and never played. and i'm finally starting to put minis together and 1) it's very fun 2) wish i could figure out a way to do it without getting super glue all over my hands
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i have a tabletop game that came with a bunch of miniatures that i bought many years ago and never played. and i'm finally starting to put minis together and 1) it's very fun 2) wish i could figure out a way to do it without getting super glue all over my hands
boss is out and i have no work to do so i might just go home and sleep for an extra 6-8 hours,
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
boss is out and i have no work to do so i might just go home and sleep for an extra 6-8 hours,
wait why does the gorge kind of fuck
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
wait why does the gorge kind of fuck
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
ANOTHER oz perkins movie??? who is greenlighting these. and how can i talk them out of their decisions
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ANOTHER oz perkins movie??? who is greenlighting these. and how can i talk them out of their decisions
that game awards post was how i found out there was a second death stranding
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
that game awards post was how i found out there was a second death stranding
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it appears sakher and reem have both been deleted, again. this is like the tenth time, totally ridiculous
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it appears sakher and reem have both been deleted, again. this is like the tenth time, totally ridiculous
can't find a copy of frankenstein and netflix kicked me off my dad's account bc i don't live with him anymore. sad days.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
can't find a copy of frankenstein and netflix kicked me off my dad's account bc i don't live with him anymore. sad days.
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
my need to write vs. my adhd, an epic battle that rages without a winner for all eternity,
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
my need to write vs. my adhd, an epic battle that rages without a winner for all eternity,
the ceiling fan is our species’ greatest invention
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the ceiling fan is our species’ greatest invention
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
kira/lily....i'm full in on this dinosaur park management sim toxic yuri and i'm not joking
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
kira/lily....i'm full in on this dinosaur park management sim toxic yuri and i'm not joking
winter dries my skin out so much but yay 10 blankets in bed
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
winter dries my skin out so much but yay 10 blankets in bed
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Palestinian babies like Hassan have been starved & sickened over 2 yrs of Israel's genocide. Please help keep Hassan alive by sharing & donating to cover the costs of food, healthcare, shelter, his family's desperate to feed & give him the care he needs. Donations have slowed since the 'ceasefire':
October 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Palestinian babies like Hassan have been starved & sickened over 2 yrs of Israel's genocide. Please help keep Hassan alive by sharing & donating to cover the costs of food, healthcare, shelter, his family's desperate to feed & give him the care he needs. Donations have slowed since the 'ceasefire':
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings