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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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June 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
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June 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return to politics Monday after his 60th death on the tutorial level of Elden Ring Nightreign. “Seems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the […]
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June 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the […]
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May 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom
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Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar
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Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar
AUGUSTA, GA—Racked with guilt at the thought of making the wrong decision, local couple Anthony Wells and Katherine MacNaughton were reportedly debating on Tuesday the ethical implications of bringing another child into this bar. “There are already so many children in the World of Beer—is this really something we want weighing on our conscience?” said […]
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May 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar
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Russell Brand Invited To Florida College To Teach Sexual Assault Workshop
Russell Brand Invited To Florida College To Teach Sexual Assault Workshop
SARASOTA, FL—As part of an effort to expose the student body to a variety of cultural perspectives, the New College of Florida announced Thursday that it had invited English comedian and podcaster Rus...
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April 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Russell Brand Invited To Florida College To Teach Sexual Assault Workshop
When is President Trump going to do something about are trade imbalance with Amazon?
April 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When is President Trump going to do something about are trade imbalance with Amazon?
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I liked our DEI stock market better!
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I liked our DEI stock market better!
24% guess I should have bought that Playstation yesterday.
April 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
24% guess I should have bought that Playstation yesterday.
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Some voters got mad about people listing their pronouns, so now we're sending law-abiding, legal immigrants to torture prisons and being hit with the largest middle class tax hike in at least 40 years.
April 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Some voters got mad about people listing their pronouns, so now we're sending law-abiding, legal immigrants to torture prisons and being hit with the largest middle class tax hike in at least 40 years.
Cory Booker gives longest Senate speech ever winning free trip to El Salvador. Further good news he won't be charged for a hair cut.
April 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Cory Booker gives longest Senate speech ever winning free trip to El Salvador. Further good news he won't be charged for a hair cut.
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NEWS IN PHOTO: Trump admits deporting innocent father to El Salvador prison was mistake; meant to send kids as well
April 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
NEWS IN PHOTO: Trump admits deporting innocent father to El Salvador prison was mistake; meant to send kids as well
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Taken from the comments but so true:
He's so poor; all he has is money.
He's so poor; all he has is money.
March 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Taken from the comments but so true:
He's so poor; all he has is money.
He's so poor; all he has is money.
Not great that US war plans were sent out by adding a journalist to a Signal conversation. But the good news is I am hiding messages on the right app.
March 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Not great that US war plans were sent out by adding a journalist to a Signal conversation. But the good news is I am hiding messages on the right app.
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Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling
Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling
OTTAWA – As US President Trump’s unilaterally-launched trade war continues, Canadians have struck back with counter-tariffs on a valued American item: the little Canadian flag patches Americans put on...
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March 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Let's GOOOOOO
She doesn't mention cloture specifically. But I think it's clear what Pelosi is saying here. And I think her saying it is a pretty big deal.
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Let's GOOOOOO
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CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
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A WORLD WITHOUT KINGS
March 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A WORLD WITHOUT KINGS
Raising Cane's, Chic Fil A, KFC, Buffalo Wings, Wing Stop, Popeyes, Churches Chicken, Chicken Big Mac, and etc... Why are egg prices so high? America you can't eat the chicken, and have it lay eggs.
February 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Raising Cane's, Chic Fil A, KFC, Buffalo Wings, Wing Stop, Popeyes, Churches Chicken, Chicken Big Mac, and etc... Why are egg prices so high? America you can't eat the chicken, and have it lay eggs.
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
Hey folks, I booked my 1st Comedy gig. The Red Mixer in Eau Claire WI 7-9pm Thu. 2/20. 1st hour is open mic. Then local comics starting with me will take the stage around 8pm.
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February 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey folks, I booked my 1st Comedy gig. The Red Mixer in Eau Claire WI 7-9pm Thu. 2/20. 1st hour is open mic. Then local comics starting with me will take the stage around 8pm.
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