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Continuing to not be The Orioles Manager.
Bruce going up against Absolute Joker for the first time
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If I had headphones, I could do The Long Walk.
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Y’all are right, traffic needs to chill the fuck out.
September 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Black Phone 2 is a great example of heightening. It asks the most vital question that a movie can ask: What if it was now an ice level?
September 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Have literally never felt confident going head-to-head with these assholes. Generational pieces of shit in any dimension.
July 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Happening now, they’re blaring this mix at ICE in LA.

I added captions.
July 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Had pizza three days in a row and let me tell you: It was the fucking worst decision of my life.
July 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fucking FINALLY
June 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Got sunburned on the top of my feet and it’s starting to peel.
June 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I can’t go out tonight. I’m out of mana.
June 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Can’t get this parallel out of my head and need it out in the world.
May 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Check out my Dragon Ball-themed Rage Against The Machine cover band, Krillin In The Name Of
May 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The only constant in being a Dungeon Master is people who are not Dungeon Masters giving you unsolicited advice about how to be a Dungeon Master.
May 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Isaac Newton isn’t all that. An apple fell on his head. So what? Clumsy dumbass is prone to attacks from above, big deal.
April 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Holds up
April 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
(Yelling over the mosh pit) You guys want to play Round Robin?
April 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
💔
April 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Pregaming for lunch (Eating breakfast)
March 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
David Byrne, do you have any ideas for dinner?
March 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sorry, I’m partial to the thinking man’s Chess: Mortal Kombat 2.
March 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Tripped over one of my roommate’s shoes and I’ve never understood my father more than in this moment.
March 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."
Philadelphia schools will allow trans athletes to compete, rejecting Trump executive order
The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity.
www.advocate.com
March 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM