Turd Ferguson
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Turd Ferguson
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I drive a Dodge Stratus!
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Reporter: Is there any evidence?

Trump: I mean, you're saying maybe the attack didn't take place? It's possible, I guess, but President Putin told me this morning it did.
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I feel like "attention hacking" is most of politics now. The Minnesota aid fraud story is becoming a perfect example.

Recap: In 2022, the Biden DOJ filed the first charges against dozens of fraudsters, many of them Somali-American, who'd fleeced a state food aid program. (1/x)
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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The suspect in the Jan. 6 pipe bombing case confessed that he was motivated by a desire to “speak up” for people who believed that the 2020 election was stolen.
Jan. 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Confesses in Blow to MAGA Conspiracy Nuts
The Justice Department said Cole insisted that he did not plant the bombs—until the FBI confronted him with a still image.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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By amplifying this post calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist,” the Trump administration just violated the court order that they reference.
December 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel takes aim at U.S. President Donald Trump in a message to U.K. viewers.
Jimmy Kimmel jokes about fascism in an 'alternative Christmas message' for Britain
Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel takes aim at U.S. President Donald Trump in a message to U.K. viewers. The address, aired on Channel 4 on Christmas day, warns about the rise of fascism.
bit.ly
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I’ve been worried about this. People who signed up for a US ‘self-deportation’ scheme say their payoffs were delayed, misdirected or never arrived – leaving them empty-handed in their home countries.
‘They tricked me’: Migrants were promised $1,000 to voluntarily leave the US. Some never received it
People who signed up for a US ‘self-deportation’ scheme say their payoffs were delayed, misdirected or never arrived – leaving them empty-handed in their home countries
www.theguardian.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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My quick and dirty thoughts on Trump's short-sighted, stupid, and self-defeating ban on foreign made drones.

Banning foreign drones won't make us safer. Instead, it'll encourage people to build their own drones - which are way harder to track and to control.
The USA Bans Foreign-Made Drones, in Trump's Grand Idiot Tradition
It's December 23rd, and the USA has officially banned the import of all foreign made drones and "critical components." Here's a very quick and dirty run-down of my thoughts. Although if you'd like t...
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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New ‘The Bear’ Season Features Mutant Carmy Terrorizing Chicago After Falling Into Vat Of Beef Juice https://theonion.com/new-the-bear-season-features-mutant-carmy-terrorizing-chicago-after-falling-into-vat-of-beef-juice/
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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About the card Jeffrey Epstein purportedly sent to Larry Nassar:

* The postmark is from Virginia, not New York where Epstein was jailed
* The return address is incorrect and doesn't include his register number
* FBI sought a handwriting analysis. Don't know outcome.

www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
Justice Department releases card mentioning Trump, purportedly sent from Epstein to Nassar
The U.S. Justice Department released an image on Tuesday of a card that makes a crude reference to President Donald Trump, purportedly written by convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Nassar...
www.reuters.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020

'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Welker: Why was Maxwell moved just days after you interviewed her?

Blanche: That's a Bureau of Prison security issue I will not talk about.

Welker: Did you have anything to do with it?

Blanche: I am responsible for the BOP. Every decision they make lands on my desk to the extent it needs to
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff

BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that?

HASSETT: Uhh --
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.

Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.

See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Meet the Resistance Rangers Fighting to Protect National Parks share.google/wLh14qzBueXN...
Inside the Grassroots Ranger Revolt Sweeping America’s National Parks
An anonymous band of off-duty park rangers has risen up to defend America’s public lands from budget cuts, firings, and political neglect.
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December 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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BREAKING:

At least 16 files disappeared from the Justice Department’s public webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein — including a photograph showing Trump — less than a day after they were posted, with no explanation from the government and no notice to the public.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
apnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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“That’s your fact, it’s not my fact” 🤔

From @thegoodliars.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Did you know that the US hasn’t had an ambassador in Moscow in 6 months?

Or that our chief envoy to Russia won’t take briefings from the CIA?

But wait, there’s more. Much more in this 6-byline WSJ piece on the Witkoff-Putin axis.

Free link www.wsj.com/world/putin-...
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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TRUMP SUPPORTER: “The claim he walked into dressing rooms during Miss Teen USA is a complete lie.”

REPUBLICAN: “He admitted it on Howard Stern.”

TRUMP SUPPORTER: “He was clearly joking.”

REPUBLICAN: “We can all go back and watch it for ourselves.”
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Disgusting pervert
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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DHS just shared this video to X with the caption "This Christmas, our hearts grow as our illegal population shrinks."

The video is set to a version of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and has text that reads "Christmas after mass deportations." The end reads "Mirthnuke."

Evil shit.
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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From photos of former President Bill Clinton to images of strange scrapbooks, the Justice Department’s release is curious but far from revelatory.

Here's what's in it—and what's not.
Here's What's in the DOJ's Epstein File Release—and What's Missing
From photos of former President Bill Clinton to images of strange scrapbooks, the Justice Department’s release is curious but far from revelatory.
www.wired.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM