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We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Noem Says ‘Hundreds More’ Agents Will Be Sent to Minnesota Over ‘Corruption’
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January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Even though we have common cause on many things, I'm not going to be lectured to by anyone who was eligible to vote in 2024 and didn't vote for Harris.
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Did they play this during Bobby's presentation?
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It's not a pyramid if it's upside down.
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I feel sick thinking about everything these monsters would do to Greenland's environment.
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I hope Bill Cassidy never sleeps again.
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The US Department of Health and Human Services will recommend fewer vaccines for most American children, a move that health experts fear could lead to a resurgence of preventable diseases. https://cnn.it/44UZM4B
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Congrats to everyone who didn't vote in 2024 (or 2016) because the Democrat wasn't your dream date.
L'Etat, c'est moi. That's where we are now. Trump acting like MBS, Putin, a monarch, where he and his family are enriching themselves by acquire/occupy/seize/rule/exploit Gaza, Venezuela, Greenland and what the f-ck Witkoff and Kushner are negotiating with Putin.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
The Mariners and the Seahawks being good at the same time might be the only good thing about 2025.
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I hope people realize that this show is pre-recorded and heavily edited, in case the host seems somewhat lucid.
I considered turning on the Kennedy Center Honors out of morbid curiosity. Then I realized I don’t hate myself enough to do that.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.

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December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yes, I am watching a vintage episode of Tattletales instead of this ridiculous speech.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Disappointing, but not surprising that Jen Psaki had Rep. Adam Smith on and didn't ask a single question about the catastrophic flooding in WA.
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Do people like @chrislhayes.bsky.social ever wonder what the country would be like right now if they hadn't been so aggressively anti-Hillary in 2015/16?
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I never thought we'd be at the mercy of so many real estate hacks. #Maddow
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I guess no "Get Out of Jail Free" card for Andy Reid's son this year.
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You know you watch a lot of Columbo when you know "this is the one with Fisher Stevens" ten seconds in.
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I think it’s also true that loneliness among women has historically been treated as an individual problem, while loneliness among men is treated as a societal problem. That, in turn, comes from an assumption that women are supposed to earn the company of others while men are entitled to it.
men’s loneliness gets “more airtime”?

baby I have lived the past three decades of my life witnessing corporate media elevate men’s loneliness into a full-blown balls-to-the-wall CRISIS once every 4-5 years

“more airtime” is hilarious
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm sure the "Trumpball" merch is already printed up.
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fragrance ads used to be as simple as "Elizabeth Taylor likes diamonds".
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I think my favorites are the cheap, stick-on name plates that look like they were done at the mall.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM