seth
briandamage.bsky.social
seth
@briandamage.bsky.social
androgynomorph
Who wants to shoot up oxytocin with me and fall in love ?
June 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
bumper sticker idea
May 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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I wish I was on a group chat with people who summer in the Hamptons so I could post this picture and say “they made a show about all your guys’s horses?”
April 27, 2024 at 6:14 AM
coworker
March 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
bros skipping leg day
March 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
She's sooo disney channel originalcore
March 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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if TaylorSwiftUpdates can choose jail over genocide, so can everyone else.
March 23, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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A really useful genre of social media response post is one that says “I arrived at your pessimistic opinion before you did, and I am far more pessimistic than you”
March 22, 2024 at 3:59 PM
these losers fucking love sparkling water
March 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Must be horrible being Sydney Sweeney and knowing that there are thousands of horrible little damp conservative goblins having insane conversations about your body online at any given time
March 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
looking at the world through piss-colored glasses
March 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Man, this succinctly describes how fucking obnoxious using tech is in 2024
January 31, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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nodding so vigorously while reading the new @discourseblog.com that my head falls off and bites someone's ass like that one girl in Nobuhiko Obayashi's HOUSE
January 31, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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grow a third arm, got it
February 1, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Gone blind from staring at my unit too long
February 1, 2024 at 11:14 PM
he
January 23, 2024 at 6:47 AM
The ideal nose looks like a hitachi magic wand I been saying that
January 23, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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once again entirely by accident me and @jbouie.bsky.social are on the same page www.nytimes.com/2024/01/05/o...
January 5, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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bedroom dancing🌈💗🪴
December 20, 2023 at 10:42 PM
I probably wouldn't have learned the Spanish word for twins if not for 9/11 so thanks bush
December 20, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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December 18, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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Gen Z has finally broken into the adspace workforce

"okay, new kid, we need a hip new campaign for our lemona-"

"it kills you"

"what"

"it kills you. juice it up and get it on a couple of news stories. gonna fly off the shelves"

"...uh-"

"trust me. it kills you. print. copy." [leaves room]
December 7, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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My job is too stupid and unimportant to be this stressful
November 30, 2023 at 11:23 PM