Brian Schroer
@brianschroer.bsky.social
Software engineer, St. Louis (Don't call it "the Lou" - That's disgusting) sports fan.
Only Bugles survives. You could use one to play Taps for its deceased snack siblings.
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Only Bugles survives. You could use one to play Taps for its deceased snack siblings.
Oh Captain! My Captain!
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Oh Captain! My Captain!
What the...? If they don't have a bottom, what touches the griddle to cook them? Have they invented 2-dimensional pancakes?
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
What the...? If they don't have a bottom, what touches the griddle to cook them? Have they invented 2-dimensional pancakes?
I need to return these sleigh bells. They jingle, but they don't ring-ting-tingle.
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I need to return these sleigh bells. They jingle, but they don't ring-ting-tingle.
I wasn't in the market for a sponge holder, but how could I not buy this?
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I wasn't in the market for a sponge holder, but how could I not buy this?
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Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing
I usually follow the rules, but on occasion I'll sneak into QT and fill my pockets with pico de gallo so I can snack throughout the day.
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I usually follow the rules, but on occasion I'll sneak into QT and fill my pockets with pico de gallo so I can snack throughout the day.
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Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression
How much snow did we get in U City? Oh, it's about one lion head deep.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How much snow did we get in U City? Oh, it's about one lion head deep.
Happy Danksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Danksgiving
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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I don't know what the category would be, but the inventor of this button deserves a Nobel Prize.
October 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don't know what the category would be, but the inventor of this button deserves a Nobel Prize.
If I did "a Hank Hill" and came into Schnucks with a screwdriver and pliers and offered to tighten their credit card machines so they don't swivel when you're trying to push the buttons, how do you think that would be received?
September 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If I did "a Hank Hill" and came into Schnucks with a screwdriver and pliers and offered to tighten their credit card machines so they don't swivel when you're trying to push the buttons, how do you think that would be received?
O.C.P. (Yeah, you know me)
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
O.C.P. (Yeah, you know me)
That doesn't sound comfortable, and I'm afraid they'd break if you sat on them.
September 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
That doesn't sound comfortable, and I'm afraid they'd break if you sat on them.
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Trump insisting on “ good moral character.” Like paying a porn star to keep quiet? Like adultery? Like convictions for assaulting a woman?
The Trump administration has ordered authorities to determine whether those seeking U.S. citizenship have “good moral character,” defined by an individual’s “behavior, adherence to societal norms, and positive contributions,” according to a policy memo.
U.S. citizenship reviews will sharpen focus on ‘moral character,’ memo says
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services called for a more “holistic” review of applicants, which includes a more subjective standard for “good moral character.”
www.washingtonpost.com
August 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trump insisting on “ good moral character.” Like paying a porn star to keep quiet? Like adultery? Like convictions for assaulting a woman?
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
Fun fact: My wife shares a birthday with Bono & mine is the same as The Edge's.
August 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fun fact: My wife shares a birthday with Bono & mine is the same as The Edge's.
Costco already selling Halloween stuff in mid-July.
July 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Costco already selling Halloween stuff in mid-July.
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Happy 4th of July, Batman.
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Happy 4th of July, Batman.
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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor
July 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor