and the chicago bears, who did NOT lose

in case it was unclear at all before, the bears guy wearing the 18 jersey is a franchise quarterback. after all these years, the bears finally have a franchise quarterback

the Chicago Bears recovered an onside kick, scored the tying touchdown on fourth down, and won in overtime on a 60-yard dime a day after Jake Paul and Andrew Tate got their shit rocked in the ring. don’t stop believin’

WE GOT A FOOTBALL WHEEEEE @slangsonsports.bsky.social

This pass got caught in the end zone

Incredible interview from DJ Moore 🫡

CALEB WILLIAMS LEGEND

Caleb Williams with the game on the line.

THE NIGHT THE LEGEND OF MALORT HOT CHOCOLATE WAS BORN

Bears with another 4th quarter comeback. Just find a way. The belief in that locker room that they will find a way at the end of the game is approaching zealotry this year.

Every Chicago Bears game is an existential journey

Imagine how far out of the coaches box you have to be to get a warning in a game where Dan Hurley is the opposing coach

I don't know if this stat should make me laugh or cry.

The Chicago Cubs just won their first playoff game in EIGHT YEARS.

Where is the lie

Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.

The University of Connecticut has won 30% of Men’s and Women’s basketball national championships in the last 30 years. Unreal

Imagine being a Chicago Bears and UConn Huskies fan this week. Oh wait.