Hack Harlow
@bricecollin.bsky.social
PhD candidate for speech science // Speech-Language Pathologist // Author // Gay // he/him
I was funnier on Twitter
I was funnier on Twitter
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Hack Harlow
@bricecollin.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Intro: hi I'm Collin and am running away from twitter after over a decade. Was a nice community in many ways and changed my life for the better in lots of ways too. Now I'm open to that door being shut or it taking a new form here. I'm a speech pathologist, PhD student, and am an author as a hobby
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Vance banging the table is just perfection.
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Vance banging the table is just perfection.
What if the rapture is real but it's just for sedans
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What if the rapture is real but it's just for sedans
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes virgins
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes virgins
(I don't actually know the definition of money laundering sorry)
Oh nice a notoriously abusive pastor in my hometown was just caught money laundering and swinging. I'm sure nothing will be done about it
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
(I don't actually know the definition of money laundering sorry)
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He'd better keep my boy Franklin's name out of his fucking mouth
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
He'd better keep my boy Franklin's name out of his fucking mouth
Oh nice a notoriously abusive pastor in my hometown was just caught money laundering and swinging. I'm sure nothing will be done about it
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh nice a notoriously abusive pastor in my hometown was just caught money laundering and swinging. I'm sure nothing will be done about it
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As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
It's been baffling to me how so many of the most horrendous things happening in the world are just powerful people being STUPID. So many things are just so so stupid
It’s gonna be super fucking stupid when the global economy collapses because of AI 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's been baffling to me how so many of the most horrendous things happening in the world are just powerful people being STUPID. So many things are just so so stupid
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Time travel is inherently socialist.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Time travel is inherently socialist.
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
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Look I don’t want to dogpile this guy’s mentions, but if you, as a constitutional law expert, ever find yourself arguing that the first amendment makes bad grades illegal you should probably do some self-reflection.
And if that isn’t what you meant, then reconsider the utility of good writing.
And if that isn’t what you meant, then reconsider the utility of good writing.
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look I don’t want to dogpile this guy’s mentions, but if you, as a constitutional law expert, ever find yourself arguing that the first amendment makes bad grades illegal you should probably do some self-reflection.
And if that isn’t what you meant, then reconsider the utility of good writing.
And if that isn’t what you meant, then reconsider the utility of good writing.
Do I have any friends in Denver Colorado or what
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Do I have any friends in Denver Colorado or what
Always loved waiting for days to get the final disc of humble girls and it just be special features with no episodes
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Always loved waiting for days to get the final disc of humble girls and it just be special features with no episodes
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Click through and read the assignment feedback, which was constructive, kind, and frankly very gentle. Suspending the instructor over this is a deranged overreaction in support of a clearly bad faith student, and the university choosing this action is once again another stain on higher education.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Click through and read the assignment feedback, which was constructive, kind, and frankly very gentle. Suspending the instructor over this is a deranged overreaction in support of a clearly bad faith student, and the university choosing this action is once again another stain on higher education.
Highly recommend factor meal subscriptions if you fucking love green beans for every meal
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Highly recommend factor meal subscriptions if you fucking love green beans for every meal
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Amplify their scrutiny 🤪
BREAKING:
Republican-led House and Senate committees say they will amplify their scrutiny of the Pentagon after a WaPo report revealing that Pete Hegseth gave a spoken order to kill all crew members aboard a vessel suspected of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean several weeks ago.
Republican-led House and Senate committees say they will amplify their scrutiny of the Pentagon after a WaPo report revealing that Pete Hegseth gave a spoken order to kill all crew members aboard a vessel suspected of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean several weeks ago.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Amplify their scrutiny 🤪
Holy shit that was Cate Blanchett in Don't Look Up????
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Holy shit that was Cate Blanchett in Don't Look Up????
My friend pulled out his phone and it unfolded into a giant screen. I was like oh maybe Apple is super behind cause that's super cool
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My friend pulled out his phone and it unfolded into a giant screen. I was like oh maybe Apple is super behind cause that's super cool
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Help Me! I'm a Gay Protagonist And My Author Fetishizes My Suffering!
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Help Me! I'm a Gay Protagonist And My Author Fetishizes My Suffering!
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Under the Trump Regime, Theology is a professional degree but public health and nursing aren’t.
@drjudystone.bsky.social explains the implications of this and why it will cause harm in her latest.
@drjudystone.bsky.social explains the implications of this and why it will cause harm in her latest.
What Is A “Professional Degree” And Why Does It Matter?
Under the One Big Beautiful Bill Act, the Dept of Education proposes redefining "professional degrees" to exclude degrees in nursing, NP/PA, Public Health, PT/OT and more
www.forbes.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Under the Trump Regime, Theology is a professional degree but public health and nursing aren’t.
@drjudystone.bsky.social explains the implications of this and why it will cause harm in her latest.
@drjudystone.bsky.social explains the implications of this and why it will cause harm in her latest.
I do not have context for this note and have no idea what I was planning but this is the best grocery list I've ever seen.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I do not have context for this note and have no idea what I was planning but this is the best grocery list I've ever seen.
I think developers who are actually using AI for health screenings will have to start differentiating it from LLMs. Spoke with some people in DC at ASH last week who are developing some amazing technology
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think developers who are actually using AI for health screenings will have to start differentiating it from LLMs. Spoke with some people in DC at ASH last week who are developing some amazing technology
Me: Do y'all celebrate thanksgiving at all?
Serbian boyfriend: No. Even in Serbia, we do not have feasts to celebrate our genocides
Serbian boyfriend: No. Even in Serbia, we do not have feasts to celebrate our genocides
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me: Do y'all celebrate thanksgiving at all?
Serbian boyfriend: No. Even in Serbia, we do not have feasts to celebrate our genocides
Serbian boyfriend: No. Even in Serbia, we do not have feasts to celebrate our genocides