Brittani S
@brittanis.bsky.social
Just a mom trying not to fuck shit up
Queen of using comas instead of periods because I’m never done talking,
She/Her
Queen of using comas instead of periods because I’m never done talking,
She/Her
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
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Canadian media reporting on his murder without portraying him as a saint.
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Some of Charlie Kirk's most controversial takes | CBC News
Charlie Kirk, who died after being shot during an appearance at Utah Valley University Wednesday, had a long history of contentious views and often courted controversy with statements that seemed desi...
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September 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Canadian media reporting on his murder without portraying him as a saint.
www.cbc.ca/news/world/c...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/c...
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He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him.
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
April 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him.
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons.
He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.
He’s defying the Supreme Court.
Don’t you see what’s happening here?
I’m so disproportionately pissed off at Katy Perry and bezos gf spending millions of dollars to take a glorified elevator to space for 10 mins.
April 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m so disproportionately pissed off at Katy Perry and bezos gf spending millions of dollars to take a glorified elevator to space for 10 mins.
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Imagine being Elon. You’ve finally outed yourself for who you truly are. You’ve anticipated being met with mostly resistance but some mutual respect equally terrible people. But instead people are saying you’re just autistic.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
January 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Imagine being Elon. You’ve finally outed yourself for who you truly are. You’ve anticipated being met with mostly resistance but some mutual respect equally terrible people. But instead people are saying you’re just autistic.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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Having a sides-only Thanksgiving this year. No turkey, just carbs and gravy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Having a sides-only Thanksgiving this year. No turkey, just carbs and gravy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Lookin like my New Year’s resolutions each year
November 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Lookin like my New Year’s resolutions each year
About Matt Gaetz “In person, he smells like overexposed axe body spray, and stale Astroglide” -Ben Domenech, conservative journalist and cofounder of The Federalist
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
About Matt Gaetz “In person, he smells like overexposed axe body spray, and stale Astroglide” -Ben Domenech, conservative journalist and cofounder of The Federalist
“We can survive another 4 years. We’ve done it before”
No, babes. No, we won’t. Not unscathed and certainly not with democracy intact.
No, babes. No, we won’t. Not unscathed and certainly not with democracy intact.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
“We can survive another 4 years. We’ve done it before”
No, babes. No, we won’t. Not unscathed and certainly not with democracy intact.
No, babes. No, we won’t. Not unscathed and certainly not with democracy intact.
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GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.
November 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.
America: where your kids are SAFE* 💪🇺🇸
**unless they’re LGBTQ+, female or nonwhite, we also can’t guarantee safety from p*dophiles, guns, accidental ODs or preventable illnesses
**unless they’re LGBTQ+, female or nonwhite, we also can’t guarantee safety from p*dophiles, guns, accidental ODs or preventable illnesses
November 15, 2024 at 12:05 AM
America: where your kids are SAFE* 💪🇺🇸
**unless they’re LGBTQ+, female or nonwhite, we also can’t guarantee safety from p*dophiles, guns, accidental ODs or preventable illnesses
**unless they’re LGBTQ+, female or nonwhite, we also can’t guarantee safety from p*dophiles, guns, accidental ODs or preventable illnesses
You know polio loves to see RFKjr coming.
November 14, 2024 at 11:56 PM
You know polio loves to see RFKjr coming.
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Big win for polio today.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Big win for polio today.
“Protect kids” “well. Not really”
The guy who just got nominated Health and Human Services Secretary does not think that schools that mandate vaccines should be funded.
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
“Protect kids” “well. Not really”
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What if--and hear me out now--the guy who keeps a freezer filled with roadkill isn't the ideal choice for the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.
I mean. Just maybe.
I mean. Just maybe.
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
What if--and hear me out now--the guy who keeps a freezer filled with roadkill isn't the ideal choice for the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.
I mean. Just maybe.
I mean. Just maybe.
Fuck guys. I thought threads was a failed launch. Have I been missing it this whole time?
November 14, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Fuck guys. I thought threads was a failed launch. Have I been missing it this whole time?
How is this real life???
November 14, 2024 at 7:09 PM
How is this real life???
This feels more like twitter than e(x)-twitter does.
November 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
This feels more like twitter than e(x)-twitter does.
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Everyone on this site has a library card