New York's Beyblade Cowboy
@brojanigoldmane.bsky.social
Magic the Gathering, Beyblade, and handheld game enthusiast, Dad, and the biggest Nazahn stan this side of the Mississippi.
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all cereal should be required to have lore
Vanilly Crunch (1971-1975): A Cap'n Crunch variant, featuring frosted vanilla/cake batter-flavored puffs. The fictional lore was that a character named Seadog was baking a cake, and the batter spilled into a batch of cereal, which the Cap'n loved, and which was then transported around by Wilma Whale
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
all cereal should be required to have lore
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
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For those interested, the cult is the Science of Identity Foundation (like scientology, they love pretending they are a science and not religious weirdos)
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
July 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
For those interested, the cult is the Science of Identity Foundation (like scientology, they love pretending they are a science and not religious weirdos)
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Me randomly: "YEAH FUCK CORN!"
Intercom: "Sir this is a Wendys..."
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social
Intercom: "Sir this is a Wendys..."
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me randomly: "YEAH FUCK CORN!"
Intercom: "Sir this is a Wendys..."
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social
Intercom: "Sir this is a Wendys..."
@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
I cannot for the life of me remember who it was who randomly suggested trying the new Beyblade X many months ago when I was getting fatigued of MtG. But...I'm sorry I ever doubted you...It's so different now. I love it...
July 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I cannot for the life of me remember who it was who randomly suggested trying the new Beyblade X many months ago when I was getting fatigued of MtG. But...I'm sorry I ever doubted you...It's so different now. I love it...
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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June 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will
Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
May 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will
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“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
theonion.com/vatican...
theonion.com/vatican...
Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” […]
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
theonion.com/vatican...
theonion.com/vatican...
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Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
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anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now
April 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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cryptocurrency in 2025 is insane to me because there are rugpulls every other day, more and more every year. you’d think people wouldn’t keep falling for it at a rate more than a baby falls for peek-a-boo
April 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
cryptocurrency in 2025 is insane to me because there are rugpulls every other day, more and more every year. you’d think people wouldn’t keep falling for it at a rate more than a baby falls for peek-a-boo
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My cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com
April 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com
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there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego
Astonishing RFK Jr interview with NBC. At 23.30 he claims pharmaceuticals are the 3rd leading cause of death in the US [wtf]. He discloses the name & medical history of the 2nd child to die of measles, implies she wasn't healthy & argues about her cause of death. @gorskon.bsky.social
Key takeaways from RFK Jr.'s interview on measles vaccine, food dyes, weight loss drugs and more
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke with CBS News in an exclusive interview. Here are some highlights.
www.cbsnews.com
April 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego
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These fuckers definitely had to redo whole assignments because they didn't save something
April 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
These fuckers definitely had to redo whole assignments because they didn't save something
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3 dead so far at Krome ICE detention center in Florida. Max capacity was 500, they have over 4,000 and not enough water and food. Reports say they get 1 cup of water per day.
These are already death camps.
eu.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
english.elpais.com/usa/2025-04-...
These are already death camps.
eu.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
english.elpais.com/usa/2025-04-...
Immigrant women describe 'hell on earth' in ICE detention
No shower for days, cameras trained on the toilet, women crammed into cells 'like sardines,' among the allegations.
eu.usatoday.com
April 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
3 dead so far at Krome ICE detention center in Florida. Max capacity was 500, they have over 4,000 and not enough water and food. Reports say they get 1 cup of water per day.
These are already death camps.
eu.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
english.elpais.com/usa/2025-04-...
These are already death camps.
eu.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
english.elpais.com/usa/2025-04-...
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Alter sale!!
First time I've offered all my fullart alters! They are all hand painted and 1 of a kind!
Asking $65 each shipped!
DM to purchase!
First time I've offered all my fullart alters! They are all hand painted and 1 of a kind!
Asking $65 each shipped!
DM to purchase!
April 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Alter sale!!
First time I've offered all my fullart alters! They are all hand painted and 1 of a kind!
Asking $65 each shipped!
DM to purchase!
First time I've offered all my fullart alters! They are all hand painted and 1 of a kind!
Asking $65 each shipped!
DM to purchase!
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Ok i need this absolutely
The promo card for the 18th and final volume of the MTG manga “Destroy All Humans. They Can’t Be Regenerated.” is… Wrath of God! It features new artwork, something the previous volume promos did not have.
Source: @mtgjp.bsky.social on Twitter
Source: @mtgjp.bsky.social on Twitter
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ok i need this absolutely
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🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."
April 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."