@bromskibeat.bsky.social
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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Bit concerned the US might invade/kidnap me next
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Bit concerned the US might invade/kidnap me next
Anxiously awaiting a #snur update from @andyparmo.co.uk
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Anxiously awaiting a #snur update from @andyparmo.co.uk
Sorry I laughed at your boyfriends Tent-box
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sorry I laughed at your boyfriends Tent-box
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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My favourite Christmas song is by @frogcroakley.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My favourite Christmas song is by @frogcroakley.bsky.social
I can only assume the person that named "the bicycle kick" in football had never seen someone ride a bike
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I can only assume the person that named "the bicycle kick" in football had never seen someone ride a bike
I'm hearing Sam Allerdyce has been seen heading into Buckingham Palace with a view to steering York through the rest of the season
October 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm hearing Sam Allerdyce has been seen heading into Buckingham Palace with a view to steering York through the rest of the season
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if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.
August 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.
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What's the biggest bag of Revels you can imagine?
That's too many Revels, isn't it.
That's too many Revels, isn't it.
May 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
What's the biggest bag of Revels you can imagine?
That's too many Revels, isn't it.
That's too many Revels, isn't it.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat
Has Three Steaks Pam gone?
May 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Has Three Steaks Pam gone?
Blue Waffle
May 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Blue Waffle
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Just cutting an article out of Kerrang! with some rock paper scissors.
November 27, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Just cutting an article out of Kerrang! with some rock paper scissors.
BREAKING: Local newspaper writing "writing poor" copy on website
April 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
BREAKING: Local newspaper writing "writing poor" copy on website
Listening to Nirvana Unplugged
March 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Listening to Nirvana Unplugged
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ominous email from adidas
March 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ominous email from adidas
Enid Blyton's new effort etc etc.
Five jailed for far-right plot to overthrow German government
Five jailed for far-right plot to overthrow German government
Extremists linked to Reichsbürger movement also planned to kidnap health minister and create conditions for civil war
A German court has jailed five members of an extremist group linked to the Reichsbürger (Reich Citizens) movement for plotting a coup…
www.theguardian.com
March 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Enid Blyton's new effort etc etc.
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All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds
February 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds
Glorious
There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
December 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Glorious
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There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
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Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
Not sure I'm enjoying this Fibre Monday. If I have to eat another All-Bran jacket potato I'm going to puke
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Not sure I'm enjoying this Fibre Monday. If I have to eat another All-Bran jacket potato I'm going to puke