thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another

the rush of serotonin when u squeeze the lime juice on ur tacos. Like this is why i didn’t kms in 2016 ,….

i watched nightbitch yesterday and have had "daybitch, fighter of the nightbitch" looping in my head since. it was funny, at first, and now it's not.

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

“I’m going to throw you into the ocean” - deplorable, you’re banned

“I’m going to lobby Congress to have you deported.” - wonkish, think tank material