erstwhile moonlit imp
@btgsb.bsky.social
take me to the morgue, i'm useless
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’re the most attractive of all my cousins
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
🧵 1 of 9
🧵 1 of 9
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
🧵 1 of 9
🧵 1 of 9
that's bait dot gif
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
that's bait dot gif
gladie is one of the best bands out there doing the thing right now. the new songs sound incredible and the elliott smith cover had me shook. idk this group just fucking rocks and i won't shut up about it!!
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
gladie is one of the best bands out there doing the thing right now. the new songs sound incredible and the elliott smith cover had me shook. idk this group just fucking rocks and i won't shut up about it!!
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
year of the young offender(s)
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
year of the young offender(s)
definitive star wars ranking:
1. knights of the old republic
2. some of the movies
3. the rest of the movies
1. knights of the old republic
2. some of the movies
3. the rest of the movies
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
definitive star wars ranking:
1. knights of the old republic
2. some of the movies
3. the rest of the movies
1. knights of the old republic
2. some of the movies
3. the rest of the movies
starting a petition to force the next nba franchise based in seattle to prepend "super" onto their team name. even more emphatically if an existing team relocates there. we need the seattle superhornets. the superjazz. the supersuns.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
starting a petition to force the next nba franchise based in seattle to prepend "super" onto their team name. even more emphatically if an existing team relocates there. we need the seattle superhornets. the superjazz. the supersuns.
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
Shelters that house unaccompanied minors are bracing for "Freaky Friday," the start of an ICE operation that will first issue letters to children, seeking to pressure them to return to the countries they've fled in exchange for a cash payment. If they decline, their parents will be targeted by ICE.
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Shelters that house unaccompanied minors are bracing for "Freaky Friday," the start of an ICE operation that will first issue letters to children, seeking to pressure them to return to the countries they've fled in exchange for a cash payment. If they decline, their parents will be targeted by ICE.
first rule of social media is never post
October 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
first rule of social media is never post
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
July 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
actually i applaud bill burr and pete davidson for showing that their opinions, beliefs, and personal histories mean less to them than That Bag
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
actually i applaud bill burr and pete davidson for showing that their opinions, beliefs, and personal histories mean less to them than That Bag
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’
US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’
Usual supporters of free speech are under fire for signing on to Riyadh festival despite the government’s human rights abuses
www.theguardian.com
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
regardless of why the new Geese album is called Getting Killed, I will only ever hear those two words as said by Tim Robinson in the Gelutol ad sketch
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
regardless of why the new Geese album is called Getting Killed, I will only ever hear those two words as said by Tim Robinson in the Gelutol ad sketch
lmao jeffries is embarrassing himself into irrelevance
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
lmao jeffries is embarrassing himself into irrelevance
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
my brain is unfortunately still wired for AIM away messages. To this day I’ll hear some lyrics and be like “damn that would hit”
September 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my brain is unfortunately still wired for AIM away messages. To this day I’ll hear some lyrics and be like “damn that would hit”
this is so well done and i'm really just thrilled for nyc that they have the opportunity to vote for someone who Believes in Things
UNTIL IT'S DONE, Ep. 2
When the Brownsville Clinic opened in 1916, it was the first birth control center in America. Its very existence felt impossible. For young women, it was a lifeline.
109 years later, the Clinic is long closed—but Brownsville mothers are still struggling.
When the Brownsville Clinic opened in 1916, it was the first birth control center in America. Its very existence felt impossible. For young women, it was a lifeline.
109 years later, the Clinic is long closed—but Brownsville mothers are still struggling.
September 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
this is so well done and i'm really just thrilled for nyc that they have the opportunity to vote for someone who Believes in Things
well it's a hell of an act. what do you call it?
JJ Redick on ESPN LA on his desire to continue learning:
“Number one, I do have a general curiosity about stuff. I’m the type of person who spends an hour-and-a-half going down a deep, deep rabbit hole on ChatGPT. It used to be Wikipedia but now it’s my friend, Chat.”
“Number one, I do have a general curiosity about stuff. I’m the type of person who spends an hour-and-a-half going down a deep, deep rabbit hole on ChatGPT. It used to be Wikipedia but now it’s my friend, Chat.”
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
well it's a hell of an act. what do you call it?
High and Low (1963)
September 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
High and Low (1963)
Reposted by erstwhile moonlit imp
am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP