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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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it’s like ppl see im young and hot with money and they wanna disrupt it!
November 27, 2024 at 2:52 PM
it’s like ppl see im young and hot with money and they wanna disrupt it!
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
You couldn’t get me to eat a bite of green bean casserole even if you tied me down to the table
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
You couldn’t get me to eat a bite of green bean casserole even if you tied me down to the table
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Gonna go to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving just to feel something.
November 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Gonna go to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving just to feel something.
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This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.
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Requeefing is beyond diabolical we are so back 😭😭😭😭
Please keep requeefing them funny skeets I’m dying over here lol
November 22, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Requeefing is beyond diabolical we are so back 😭😭😭😭
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Clarity comes not from seeking more, but from focusing on what truly matters
November 22, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Clarity comes not from seeking more, but from focusing on what truly matters
They’re singing Like A Prayer in church because they don’t know context clues or mtv history, Madonna is so back
November 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
They’re singing Like A Prayer in church because they don’t know context clues or mtv history, Madonna is so back
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I have 4 hours to spare, think I'll eat a pomegranate.
November 22, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I have 4 hours to spare, think I'll eat a pomegranate.
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i love concepts and ideas
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
i love concepts and ideas
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True story:
My country ass daddy almost named me “Catfish” but my mama and grandmama talked him out of it.
Boy what could’ve been.
My country ass daddy almost named me “Catfish” but my mama and grandmama talked him out of it.
Boy what could’ve been.
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 PM
True story:
My country ass daddy almost named me “Catfish” but my mama and grandmama talked him out of it.
Boy what could’ve been.
My country ass daddy almost named me “Catfish” but my mama and grandmama talked him out of it.
Boy what could’ve been.
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Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate
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I swear Dasani already been in somebody mouth before 😂
November 22, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I swear Dasani already been in somebody mouth before 😂
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Skeet and delete.
Call it plan B.
Call it plan B.
November 22, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Skeet and delete.
Call it plan B.
Call it plan B.
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It’s a time and place to be humble but sometimes you gotta talk yo shit twin
November 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
It’s a time and place to be humble but sometimes you gotta talk yo shit twin
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Time to lose some of these followers
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Time to lose some of these followers
I’ll never be mature enough to work on my birthday sorry
November 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
It’s so hard not to share when you’re up but I remind myself how many people are jealous haters to their core and don’t even want the game you try to put them on, so I just keep it pushin
November 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
It’s so hard not to share when you’re up but I remind myself how many people are jealous haters to their core and don’t even want the game you try to put them on, so I just keep it pushin
I’m winning so big right now I can’t even tell anyone
November 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I’m winning so big right now I can’t even tell anyone
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My desire to stay on top of the political news is directly at odds with my desire to remain sane.
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
My desire to stay on top of the political news is directly at odds with my desire to remain sane.
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every burger joint menu looks like
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
every burger joint menu looks like
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
THE CLASSIC
-Just like momma used to make. Tomato lettuce and onion with cheese of your choice.
THE BIG WET DADDY BURGER
-This nasty half-pound motherfucker comes smothered with sautéed mushrooms and onions, candied bacon, garlic aioli and a 4-cheese blend.
JAIL
ordering a seafood boil from china off tiktok shop is crazy
November 19, 2024 at 12:29 PM
JAIL
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that wasn’t very moving in silence of you
November 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
that wasn’t very moving in silence of you