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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 40m

just watched a Biden Harris supporter drive over a curb, not saying those 2 things have any correlation (they might), just reporting what i see out here

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 7h

i definitely don’t spend a 1/3rd of my life sleep. maybe 1/5th at most.

bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 8h

my assful chaps

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TC Aaaahhhhhhh! @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 8h

all my hobbies and special interests are the scaffolding that holds up my fragile psyche

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 9h

honk if you love Jesus. make people in traffic jump and look around if you love Jesus. piss off the person in front of you if you love jesydshrln honkhonkgjh the honk honk

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cylin @cylinrage.plus.tattoo · 13h

they should make a bluesky where you can express yourself and not be perceived

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 18h

Prometheus taking away fire:
You can't have this anymore. Some of you have been irresponsibility using this tool to aid in the combustion of flammable materials. What?? No. Zeus has nothing to do with this decision.

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 13h

sorry, i’ll bother you again

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 13h

my blood probably tastes like high sodium chicken

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Great Plains Posters' Workshop @surletable.bsky.social · 13h

you may safely consume ten flavor packets worth of flavor per day

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 13h

a sheriff once offered to tase me and my friends when we were teenagers. i don’t think he was serious but we all said no anyway. but he did let one of us throw a flashbang from his SWAT locker and called it an arkansas firecracker

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 13h

lmao sounds like somebody’s scared of guns. prove it, lemme hold it.

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 14h

it sucks so damn bad. i’d rather talk on the phone where i can use tone and shit

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bumblebeetle @bumblebeetles.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve only watched the first episode and it feels like they’re rushing through really important, and interesting, events in his life. Like the brother thing. I wanna go back and count my how long they spend on it.

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