Suzie Cottontail
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Meta glasses are just the Sex Crime Goggles now, huh?
I wish that was a deterent, but considering the president and congress, we're kind of just the sex crime country of the world now...
Fuck I hate the future.
I wish that was a deterent, but considering the president and congress, we're kind of just the sex crime country of the world now...
Fuck I hate the future.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Meta glasses are just the Sex Crime Goggles now, huh?
I wish that was a deterent, but considering the president and congress, we're kind of just the sex crime country of the world now...
Fuck I hate the future.
I wish that was a deterent, but considering the president and congress, we're kind of just the sex crime country of the world now...
Fuck I hate the future.
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As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As Promised:
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
part 1
Least functional kitchen ever !
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99% of the world is dead. In a small Minnesota town, 1 woman writes the monthly local paper but it’s actually an epic horror story mailed to your door.
THE END TIMES.
Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.
1 issue in and I already love it.
THE END TIMES.
Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.
1 issue in and I already love it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
99% of the world is dead. In a small Minnesota town, 1 woman writes the monthly local paper but it’s actually an epic horror story mailed to your door.
THE END TIMES.
Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.
1 issue in and I already love it.
THE END TIMES.
Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.
1 issue in and I already love it.
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I have a latex Starfleet uniform. I so want to do a scene where I’m interrogated by a cardassian or something. Or brainwashed by romulans!
Let’s explore strange new kinks.
Let’s explore strange new kinks.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I have a latex Starfleet uniform. I so want to do a scene where I’m interrogated by a cardassian or something. Or brainwashed by romulans!
Let’s explore strange new kinks.
Let’s explore strange new kinks.
"Monster Hunter monsters just look like normal animals with more spikes!"
You sure, bro?
You sure, bro?
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"Monster Hunter monsters just look like normal animals with more spikes!"
You sure, bro?
You sure, bro?
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The full weight of western capitalism is about to laser focus on NYC. The robber barons failed to win and will panic. They will sabotage NYC because the system cannot allow Mamdani's term to be successful. They cannot allow people to believe things can be better. Your job now is to hold the line.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The full weight of western capitalism is about to laser focus on NYC. The robber barons failed to win and will panic. They will sabotage NYC because the system cannot allow Mamdani's term to be successful. They cannot allow people to believe things can be better. Your job now is to hold the line.
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
Congrats to NYC!
As I understand it, all the worst people have been announcing how they are leaving the city starting today! If only Columbus could manage the same feat.
As I understand it, all the worst people have been announcing how they are leaving the city starting today! If only Columbus could manage the same feat.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Congrats to NYC!
As I understand it, all the worst people have been announcing how they are leaving the city starting today! If only Columbus could manage the same feat.
As I understand it, all the worst people have been announcing how they are leaving the city starting today! If only Columbus could manage the same feat.
"Hey buddy, that's against the rules!" They said while tapping the rulebook, "You're gonna be in so much tr-"
*gunshots ring out*
*gunshots ring out*
This week I had someone tell me they're not worried about SNAP being cut off because "that's illegal, so it's impossible Trump could do that, so obviously it's just media sensationalism." Another person told me they weren't worried about ICE because "they can't detain you if you're legally here."
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Hey buddy, that's against the rules!" They said while tapping the rulebook, "You're gonna be in so much tr-"
*gunshots ring out*
*gunshots ring out*
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lol I cannot ever NOT live in a city. After a childhood in the suburbs, I'm still immensely grateful to have the ridiculous privilege of being able to hit a doctor's check-up, a supermarket, AND a farmer's market, all within 1.5 miles of one another, and be home before noon.
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
lol I cannot ever NOT live in a city. After a childhood in the suburbs, I'm still immensely grateful to have the ridiculous privilege of being able to hit a doctor's check-up, a supermarket, AND a farmer's market, all within 1.5 miles of one another, and be home before noon.
NN "Reporter": "Radical left ANTIFA super-terrorist, Zohran Mamdani just endorsed Candidate. Do you think Candidate is going to Hell, or SUPERHELL?"
My father: "Finally, unbiased, common sense reporting of the issues."
My father: "Finally, unbiased, common sense reporting of the issues."
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
NN "Reporter": "Radical left ANTIFA super-terrorist, Zohran Mamdani just endorsed Candidate. Do you think Candidate is going to Hell, or SUPERHELL?"
My father: "Finally, unbiased, common sense reporting of the issues."
My father: "Finally, unbiased, common sense reporting of the issues."
The safest place to get away from "Christians" being an actual church is never not funny to me.
Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The safest place to get away from "Christians" being an actual church is never not funny to me.
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This is very helpful when calling your reps. Make sure to call them daily to make sure neither bill pass! Make noise and spread the word! Protect our free speech and privacy! #SaveSpeech
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is very helpful when calling your reps. Make sure to call them daily to make sure neither bill pass! Make noise and spread the word! Protect our free speech and privacy! #SaveSpeech
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
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I just went from drawing complex poses and fantastical porn scenarios, to being unable to draw a simple standing pose in the course of 3 days.
So yeah, not feeling great.
So yeah, not feeling great.
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I just went from drawing complex poses and fantastical porn scenarios, to being unable to draw a simple standing pose in the course of 3 days.
So yeah, not feeling great.
So yeah, not feeling great.
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DO NOT INTERACT WITH US GOV ACCOUNTS
Do not feed them. They want you to send them hostile messages and comments.
DO NOT INTERACT WITH US GOV ACCOUNTS
Do not feed them. They want you to send them hostile messages and comments.
DO NOT INTERACT WITH US GOV ACCOUNTS
white house has joined bluesky
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October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
DO NOT INTERACT WITH US GOV ACCOUNTS
Do not feed them. They want you to send them hostile messages and comments.
DO NOT INTERACT WITH US GOV ACCOUNTS
Do not feed them. They want you to send them hostile messages and comments.
DO NOT INTERACT WITH US GOV ACCOUNTS
Alright, I'm drawing again, and because of who I am, it's furry smut.
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Alright, I'm drawing again, and because of who I am, it's furry smut.
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lol some of us don’t have time to discern the (rumored) different flavors of conservatives. They all sit together anyway. Like. Be for serious.
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
lol some of us don’t have time to discern the (rumored) different flavors of conservatives. They all sit together anyway. Like. Be for serious.
Ah yes, the Voting Rights Act.
Here's the beginning of the end of elections.
Here's the beginning of the end of elections.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ah yes, the Voting Rights Act.
Here's the beginning of the end of elections.
Here's the beginning of the end of elections.
Now it may fuck things up in the short term, but I would like to revisit my earlier proposal of giving everyone over the age of thirty magic mushrooms, and sitting them in front of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood and Reading Rainbow for 24 hours straight.
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Now it may fuck things up in the short term, but I would like to revisit my earlier proposal of giving everyone over the age of thirty magic mushrooms, and sitting them in front of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood and Reading Rainbow for 24 hours straight.
I know doing so would be an unprecedented logistical and economic nightmare, bur Columbus, OH really should have just changed the name to Flavor Town back when everyone was on board with Guy Fierri.
Donkey sauce would have flowed through the gutters of High Street.
Donkey sauce would have flowed through the gutters of High Street.
October 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I know doing so would be an unprecedented logistical and economic nightmare, bur Columbus, OH really should have just changed the name to Flavor Town back when everyone was on board with Guy Fierri.
Donkey sauce would have flowed through the gutters of High Street.
Donkey sauce would have flowed through the gutters of High Street.
If I hear the phrase, "suck it up, buttercup" from a family member while I am going through the most emotionally turbulent time in my life, my head will erupt into a geyser of blood.
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If I hear the phrase, "suck it up, buttercup" from a family member while I am going through the most emotionally turbulent time in my life, my head will erupt into a geyser of blood.