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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 7m

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 8m

GodDAMMIT Kelsey

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 8m

Matthew Firewalker
Mark Earthwalker
Luke Skywalker
John Waterwalker

Long ago, the four gospels lived in harmony

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 3h

Pretty sure I’ve set a new world record for health care. I called to make an appt with my eye dr, was in the waiting room 15 minutes later, and out the door 90 minutes after starting the call to make an appointment

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 3h

I’ll call one

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 5h

A healthy democracy, where the leader and his followers spent a week threatening the destruction of the UN because the president fucked up an escalator briefly, and we all just moved on largely because the president was busy invading his own people’s territory in part because he got mad at a tv

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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 6h

this bad bunny stuff is really good for republicans, they should keep telling everyone "bad funny and football both suck and if you like them you're not with us"

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 6h

He’s just explaining that she needs to correctly guess his name in exchange for teaching her how to spin straw into gold

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 7h

It doesn’t have dinosaurs or aliens or obviously weird King shit in it so it kind of self selects out

Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 7h

You got @josie.zone though and she doesn’t

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 7h

And you could not see out of the eye holes, which were designed for iguanas

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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 8h

Please be aware that there is a scrapple sculpting contest at the Reading Terminal Market tomorrow at noon. (If you don’t know what this means you probably don’t want to.)

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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 9h

I’m hanging this upside down if the Phillies lose tonight

Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · Jul 25

Guy down the shore sold me a Thin Green Line flag

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 10h

What the fuck

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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 20h

Shout out to the first-place Pittsburgh Penguins and NHL scoring leader Justin Brazeau

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 19h

However killer whales are one the predators of moose…

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Ryan Wilson @ryanwilson.bsky.social · 20h

Justin Brazeau on pace for 164 goals

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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 21h

These three just finished being deposed about the true size of Travis Kelce’s hog…

Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, and Patrick Mahomes behind a table

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Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 1d

Remember those court records that Miami Dophins receiver Tyreek Hill wanted sealed? They are now unsealed and up at @defector.com.

The paywall is also down:

Here's The Court Document Tyreek Hill Didn't Want Anyone To See | Defector

The Miami-Dade Circuit Court clerk released Tuesday a copy of the latest petition for divorce from the estranged wife of Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. In the document, Lakeeta Vaccaro described...

defector.com

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 1d

In the vast majority of states, guns that came from other states and were recovered from crime scenes mostly came from red states. www.pbump.net/o/the-red-st...

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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a hockey preview for you! It's concise, comprehensive, and objectifies a lot of men. defector.com/whos-hot-and...

Who's Hot And Who's Not? A 2025–26 NHL Preview | Defector

[Ear-shaking siren noise] It’s time for the NHL season preview! Drop the needle on Stompin’ Tom. You probably get how most of this works by now, but I’ve got a new method of organizing the teams. I’m ...

defector.com

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Tim Lambert @timlambert-pa.bsky.social · 1d

On January 6th, a mob stormed the U.S. Capitol in attempt to overturn the election in an unprecedented attempt to keep a defeated president in power.

Jack Smith was investigating who was involved and how it happened.

He issued his report last January.

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Neil but not pumpkin spiced @burghpunk.bsky.social · 1d

Paxton: “tell me what you’ve got in these bastards”
Undercover agent: “I have 7,382 hours of recorded conference calls, 7,381 hours of which are land acknowledgements and 59 minutes are discussing when to hold the next call. Also one minute of ‘I think you’re on mute’”

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 1d

the best case scenario is that this is going to churn out a broken borderlands clone with the most wildly antisemitic characters imaginable

the worst case scenario is that this is going to churn out a bubsy 3d clone with the most wildly antisemitic characters imaginable

Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2d

Elon Musk announces xAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before end of 2026.

Powered by Grok, the studio aims to revolutionize gaming with dynamic, photo-realistic experiences.

#xAI #Grok #AIGaming

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Meme image showing the guy from: Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just
Made A Great Point

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