Burianian Federation
Burianian Federation
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this account is no longer in regular use.
Russian guy picking up a copy of Yuri Is My Job to try and see how other farmers do their work, gets the wrong type of yuri

(note: I have not seen that manga yet so IDK if it's good or not)
May 17, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Haus of Decline has exited the "guys with big dicks" era and firmly welcomed the "girls with big dicks" era
May 13, 2024 at 6:47 AM
CAHSR stands for California High-Speed Renderite

It's 2030, CAHSR was cancelled when it was nearly finished. The underwater hyperloop is being constructed and will be done in time for 2100, apparently
April 17, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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she's one of the best things to happen to me in a long, long time
March 20, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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“That, my friends, is the process of Torah. Not accepting words on a page passively, unthinkingly, but wrestling with them until we figure out how they can bless us. Demanding that they bless us, even if we don't walk away unscathed.” - Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg
So. Time that a rabbi said it, so I'll be that guy:

The Divine-Authorized Conquest Of The Holy Land is a horrendous, toxic narrative that's been used to justify untold atrocities, including now.

AND it never happened.

Looking at what likely DID happen may actually be critical at this moment.
debunking the conquest narrative
facing one of the hardest narrative arcs in the Bible armed with the truth of what really happened
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
February 13, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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↓ this user wishes everyone a happy Valentine's Day except her several exes who kinda ruined it for her a few times over
← this user hopes people who have wronged her like the taste of their own medicine
February 14, 2024 at 7:32 AM
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I only know one show to have union busting and egg cracking in the same episode. guess away or give me a counterexample
February 5, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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One of the best responses I’ve seen.
September 3, 2023 at 6:51 AM
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August 11, 2023 at 6:48 AM
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the feminine urge to be the pillow (and the rest of the girl holding the girl who's crying)
January 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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fingering her but you got the surgery that turns your fingernails into lockpicks
January 31, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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"BUT weren't we told that Capitalism breeds innovation?!" 🤣

Design history is littered with items made on poor foundations that somehow kept being made too long.

ALCO didn't adapt
Rambler didn't adapt
Studebaker didn't adapt
Crown didn't adapt

Underinvestment led to being left behind
January 29, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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i was a gifted child and all i got was disappointment from my parents and a weird relationship with task management
January 30, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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The CRT iMac could have saved us all.
January 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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I don't post enough slombreconch
January 28, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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I'm wearing a hoodie I got from an enby friend and wore a skirt on Friday that I got from my enby ex. be gay do crime (other enbies can take apparel from enbies)
non-binary people don't owe you apparel
January 28, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO MASS GRAVES
December 17, 2023 at 3:16 PM
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Hot take:

Blanchardians desperately want to play with niche tumblr-style microlabels but are stopped by their fear of being called cringe.

"I'm not a bisexual trans woman, I'm actually a meta-attracted autogynephile!"

This is just micro identity stuff minus the fun flags
December 3, 2023 at 2:36 PM
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is it illegal for electric cars to have regular looking headlights? they really all gotta have them coochie slit lookin ass ones?
December 9, 2023 at 9:50 AM
ok I cheated I used 3, I couldn't choose
December 16, 2023 at 10:56 AM
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It’s time to amend the 13th Amendment and abolish the private prison system, they’re not even hiding slavery at this point
December 14, 2023 at 12:31 PM