@bursar.bsky.social
Just trying to be me, which is hard enough. When someone tells you who they are, listen. You dont get to complain later if they are being themselves. Bee Wrangler, because they do what they want regardless of me.
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This festive season spare a thought for those who are locked up for taking bribes from the world leader I admire most.
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This festive season spare a thought for those who are locked up for taking bribes from the world leader I admire most.
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Just another day on X.
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just another day on X.
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“This year, the person who has made me want to say ‘F**k off’ more than anyone else is… JD Vance.”
“Bugger off. Stop telling us that Europe is rotten when you don't exactly the most perfect place yourself to live in.”
“Bugger off. Stop telling us that Europe is rotten when you don't exactly the most perfect place yourself to live in.”
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“This year, the person who has made me want to say ‘F**k off’ more than anyone else is… JD Vance.”
“Bugger off. Stop telling us that Europe is rotten when you don't exactly the most perfect place yourself to live in.”
“Bugger off. Stop telling us that Europe is rotten when you don't exactly the most perfect place yourself to live in.”
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"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
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Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police."
Cheeky fucker.
Cheeky fucker.
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police."
Cheeky fucker.
Cheeky fucker.
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"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you said 'fuck off back where you came from', I was sick and you said we should replace the NHS with private health insurance..."
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you said 'fuck off back where you came from', I was sick and you said we should replace the NHS with private health insurance..."
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Full marks to Zia for somehow managing to block out the irony of accusing someone of treason when Nathan Gill has literally just been sent to prison for being a traitor.
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Full marks to Zia for somehow managing to block out the irony of accusing someone of treason when Nathan Gill has literally just been sent to prison for being a traitor.
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A small victory, perhaps. The Guardian replaced the word “Man” with “Humans” in this headline. After I pointed out the misogynistic anachronism. I’m not saying the two things are causally linked, but it happened.
Okay. This is angering me.
First of all, “MAN”!?
We’re not in the nineteenth century FFS. There’s a better word and it is “Humans”.
And secondly - who the f£&k thought HUMANS only learned to control fire 50,000 years ago???!!!
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
First of all, “MAN”!?
We’re not in the nineteenth century FFS. There’s a better word and it is “Humans”.
And secondly - who the f£&k thought HUMANS only learned to control fire 50,000 years ago???!!!
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Man made fire 350,000 years earlier than previously thought, discovery in Suffolk suggests
Groundbreaking find makes compelling case that humans were lighting fires much earlier than originally believed
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A small victory, perhaps. The Guardian replaced the word “Man” with “Humans” in this headline. After I pointed out the misogynistic anachronism. I’m not saying the two things are causally linked, but it happened.
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New Home Office impact assessment finds that cutting skilled and social care visas will cost the UK up to £10 billion with a central estimate of -£5.4 billion.
It would be good if this got even a fraction of the coverage devoted to the endless debate about boats, flags and Turkish barber shops
It would be good if this got even a fraction of the coverage devoted to the endless debate about boats, flags and Turkish barber shops
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
New Home Office impact assessment finds that cutting skilled and social care visas will cost the UK up to £10 billion with a central estimate of -£5.4 billion.
It would be good if this got even a fraction of the coverage devoted to the endless debate about boats, flags and Turkish barber shops
It would be good if this got even a fraction of the coverage devoted to the endless debate about boats, flags and Turkish barber shops
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the brexit referendum remains one of the craziest fucking things a country has ever done
I found this today (from Peter Kellner/YouGov) which answers part of your query.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the brexit referendum remains one of the craziest fucking things a country has ever done
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Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
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Oh look. They’ve actually drawn a diagram for all the people stupid enough to need a bloody diagram.
Elon Musk and his Russian friends call for the abolishment of the EU
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh look. They’ve actually drawn a diagram for all the people stupid enough to need a bloody diagram.
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"Now say The Black And White Minstrels made you do Nazi salutes and taunt Jews about the gas chambers"
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"Now say The Black And White Minstrels made you do Nazi salutes and taunt Jews about the gas chambers"
It's that time of year again - sheer brilliance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrm8...
Sleigh Ride (Indian Christmas Remix)
YouTube video by Vindaloo Singh
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's that time of year again - sheer brilliance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrm8...
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Read the thread. Marvel at the astonishing inability to read the room which persuaded this chap he would win hearts and minds by exposing his greed for all to see.
Well done @monkemma.bsky.social
You are a star
Well done @monkemma.bsky.social
You are a star
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
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Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
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November 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Read the thread. Marvel at the astonishing inability to read the room which persuaded this chap he would win hearts and minds by exposing his greed for all to see.
Well done @monkemma.bsky.social
You are a star
Well done @monkemma.bsky.social
You are a star
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Disgraceful! A patriotic flag shagger who dedicated his time to illegally putting up 64 flags is being charged £2,300 for the cost of taking them down. If it wasn't so funny I'd be furious.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Disgraceful! A patriotic flag shagger who dedicated his time to illegally putting up 64 flags is being charged £2,300 for the cost of taking them down. If it wasn't so funny I'd be furious.