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the county’s #2 punk drummer
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This picture has been making the rounds again, and is being misidentified again.

This is a GOOSEFISH.

This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.

It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.

fullfact.org/online/tasse...
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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starting a map thread
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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over on the mastodons, there is a thread about half life 1, vr, and floating point precision and it is wilder than you might expect

mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...
Tom Forsyth (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may have heard of called "Half Life 2". Are you sitting comfortably? Then ...
mastodon.gamedev.place
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.
Fred Smith, who bet everything he had on a plan to revolutionize freight transport as the founder of FedEx, died on Saturday at age 80. His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy.
Fred Smith, Billionaire Founder of FedEx, Is Dead at 80
His vision for how to ship packages overnight led to not just a new company, but also a new sector of the world economy and a now-familiar English verb.
trib.al
June 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
March 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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losing my mind
September 3, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS.
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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WATCH: Elephants at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park react to Monday's 5.2 magnitude earthquake that shook San Diego County. The elephants formed an "alert circle" meant to protect the young and the entire herd from any threats, according to the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
he can finally add guac
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art.

As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?

This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Some much-needed good news for your timeline!

www.popsci.com/health/small...
World's smallest pacemaker is the size of a grain of rice
Designed for infants, the dissolvable device is powered by light.
www.popsci.com
April 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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A former French military base, Vauban is a thriving neighbourhood of 5,500 residents connected to Freiburg town centre by bus and light rail. Built in the late 1990s as a radical experiment in low-car living, it forgoes virtually all on-street parking in favour of active, green, and social spaces. 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Fuck
March 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Meme in real life
March 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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52 years ago today
March 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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What’s really fucked up is Trotsky was assassinated with an ice axe, but that sounded absurd (being in the middle of Mexico City in August and all) so it was frequently said he was killed with an ice pick
March 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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#TodayinHistory: Before the #NYCsubway, there were horsecars, trolleys, and… pneumatic tubes? Yep! #OnThisDay in 1870, the Beach Pneumatic Transit system opened. The 312ft air-powered railway consisted of a single car traveling under Broadway between Warren Street and Murray Street.
February 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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🗞️ Today in Government Officials Who Don't Understand how Data Processing Works (And Are Allowing it to be Used to Harm Americans).
Let's take a look at the claim "data doesn't lie", shall we? 🧵
Johnson: "Elon's cracked the code. He's now inside these agencies. He's created these algorithms that are constantly crawling through the data & as he told me in his office, data doesn't lie. We're gonna be able to get the information. We're gonna be able to transform the way federal govt works."
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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please read to the end of the paragraph
February 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM