Dysfunctional panic hardware
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Forget the audacity of hope; embrace the practicality of cynicism. Human rights aren't negotiable.
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Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
Scott Adams was kind of an asshole but I could usually find something to like about Dilbert, so that's something.
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Scott Adams was kind of an asshole but I could usually find something to like about Dilbert, so that's something.
The EPA's new policy is a slap in the face to every person in this country, and goes against everything the EPA was established for. I hope they are sued 10,000 times.
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The EPA's new policy is a slap in the face to every person in this country, and goes against everything the EPA was established for. I hope they are sued 10,000 times.
Can't wait to hear Rick Perry tell us what other states Texas is not.
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Can't wait to hear Rick Perry tell us what other states Texas is not.
Google's AI sassed me
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Google's AI sassed me
DHS wrote a report a little over 10 years ago where it was concluded that agents were deliberately placing themselves in front of vehicles in order to have justification to shoot a suspect. No wonder it didn't take them very long to have the story ready after Renee Good died.
January 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
DHS wrote a report a little over 10 years ago where it was concluded that agents were deliberately placing themselves in front of vehicles in order to have justification to shoot a suspect. No wonder it didn't take them very long to have the story ready after Renee Good died.
We're shitcanned I guess
January 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
We're shitcanned I guess
Ford has decided to recognize the reality of the K-shaped economy and is retooling to focus on smaller, less expensive ICE vehicles and electrics with a unitary computer platform focused on utility and value. Bout fking time. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/07/f...
Ford enters race to offer eyes-off driving tech, starting with $30,000 EV in 2028
The target brings Ford into a race against competitors such as Tesla, General Motors and Rivian Automotive to develop and broadly launch such systems.
www.cnbc.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Ford has decided to recognize the reality of the K-shaped economy and is retooling to focus on smaller, less expensive ICE vehicles and electrics with a unitary computer platform focused on utility and value. Bout fking time. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/07/f...
Stephen Miller just got bitch slapped by 5 Senate Republicans and I'm choosing to enjoy that.
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Stephen Miller just got bitch slapped by 5 Senate Republicans and I'm choosing to enjoy that.
Ah so this is why they don't want babies vaccinated anymore. Treatment is MUCH more profitable.
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Ah so this is why they don't want babies vaccinated anymore. Treatment is MUCH more profitable.
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Another angle.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Another angle.
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Please share this vide widely. Flood the internet with it. It disproves statements by DHS and Noem.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Please share this vide widely. Flood the internet with it. It disproves statements by DHS and Noem.
I continue to be fascinated at the cops vs ICE turf wars.
Also, ICE get the fuck out you incompetent murderers.
Also, ICE get the fuck out you incompetent murderers.
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I continue to be fascinated at the cops vs ICE turf wars.
Also, ICE get the fuck out you incompetent murderers.
Also, ICE get the fuck out you incompetent murderers.
I mean it really seems like a crime. And that maybe it's time to stop rich perverts from doing crimes.
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Tell Apple and Google: Grok is generating child sexual abuse material. Remove Grok from your app stores immediately!
In August 2025, Elon Musk's company xAI launched what the company called “spicy” mode for its AI chatbot, Grok, allowing users to create pornographic images and videos. Almost immediately, users began...
act.weareultraviolet.org
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I mean it really seems like a crime. And that maybe it's time to stop rich perverts from doing crimes.
In light of CES and the general stage of the world, I'm announcing that I may, in fact, be ready to upload to the torment nexus.
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
In light of CES and the general stage of the world, I'm announcing that I may, in fact, be ready to upload to the torment nexus.
Waymo kids are apparently the new LA latchkey
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Waymo kids are apparently the new LA latchkey
POV: You have a chronic nerve condition.
Serotonin: Stop asking more of me
Cortisol: MORE
Noradrenaline: Everything is the matter
Opioid channel: The only thing functioning correctly
Dopamine: Sorry, that item is backordered
Digestive system: ⛈️🌪️
Random muscles: Am concrete now
Melatonin: I'm out
Serotonin: Stop asking more of me
Cortisol: MORE
Noradrenaline: Everything is the matter
Opioid channel: The only thing functioning correctly
Dopamine: Sorry, that item is backordered
Digestive system: ⛈️🌪️
Random muscles: Am concrete now
Melatonin: I'm out
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
POV: You have a chronic nerve condition.
Serotonin: Stop asking more of me
Cortisol: MORE
Noradrenaline: Everything is the matter
Opioid channel: The only thing functioning correctly
Dopamine: Sorry, that item is backordered
Digestive system: ⛈️🌪️
Random muscles: Am concrete now
Melatonin: I'm out
Serotonin: Stop asking more of me
Cortisol: MORE
Noradrenaline: Everything is the matter
Opioid channel: The only thing functioning correctly
Dopamine: Sorry, that item is backordered
Digestive system: ⛈️🌪️
Random muscles: Am concrete now
Melatonin: I'm out
Humans are so, so bad at accurately assessing risk. Like, so bad. And don't get me started about what happens when rewards like massive profits are at stake.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Humans are so, so bad at accurately assessing risk. Like, so bad. And don't get me started about what happens when rewards like massive profits are at stake.
Hey ICC: kidnapping the leader of a sovereign country is a big crime, right?
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Hey ICC: kidnapping the leader of a sovereign country is a big crime, right?
What the fuck is it government doing in Venezuela right now?? Crimes! Literally crimes!!
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 AM
What the fuck is it government doing in Venezuela right now?? Crimes! Literally crimes!!
And God commanded to Noah, take these two of every contagious disease, because they sure as shit don't mutate spontaneously.
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 AM
And God commanded to Noah, take these two of every contagious disease, because they sure as shit don't mutate spontaneously.
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Can appeal to the will of the electorate to justify your actions if you are popular but syphillis wins head to head against starmer
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Can appeal to the will of the electorate to justify your actions if you are popular but syphillis wins head to head against starmer
So Forbes has taken the stance that requiring insurers to cover unprofitable patients makes healthcare broken. The lack of compassion you need to think of healthcare as something sick people don't deserve is truly disgusting. A person's value is not about a number on a spreadsheet.
December 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
So Forbes has taken the stance that requiring insurers to cover unprofitable patients makes healthcare broken. The lack of compassion you need to think of healthcare as something sick people don't deserve is truly disgusting. A person's value is not about a number on a spreadsheet.
And the documentation of each redaction's justification is when?
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
And the documentation of each redaction's justification is when?