Dallas J 🔴⚫️⚪️
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Drink coffee and destroy. A hot dog is not a sandwich. Motivated by hatred of the Conservative Party of Canada. HULK SMASH.
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#VWFC
#PaixãoPelosAçores
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21.1 x 5
Drink coffee and destroy. A hot dog is not a sandwich. Motivated by hatred of the Conservative Party of Canada. HULK SMASH.
The forest is angry youtu.be/A8clCP2VvaM?...
January 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The forest is angry youtu.be/A8clCP2VvaM?...
Finn Wolfhard wear a Whitecaps jersey on SNL challenge.
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Finn Wolfhard wear a Whitecaps jersey on SNL challenge.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Who else was part of these proceedings?
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Who else was part of these proceedings?
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Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion.
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion.
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
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🎶 Comin' outta my cage and I've been doin' just fine 🎶
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
🎶 Comin' outta my cage and I've been doin' just fine 🎶
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January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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reskeet if you've ever shoveled your neighbor's sidewalk
I say “why is it always us?” but it’s because we love and stand up for our neighbors and they fucking know it
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
reskeet if you've ever shoveled your neighbor's sidewalk
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
Lightning McQueen trying to race Doc on the dirt track.
two lamborghinis that just want to go muddin'
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Lightning McQueen trying to race Doc on the dirt track.
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
Long live the Joe Kelly Fight Club
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Long live the Joe Kelly Fight Club
“I swear, I will transport you to Minecraft and leave you with the creepers.” Oldest daughter to my wife.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“I swear, I will transport you to Minecraft and leave you with the creepers.” Oldest daughter to my wife.
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Rickey forever ♥️
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Rickey forever ♥️
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Merry Christmas! It's the Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Merry Christmas! It's the Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
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Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Lily Allen play Gangsters on SNL this week challenge youtu.be/zQSAxZ-wV30?...
Testing Lily Allen's Music Knowledge | Track Star*
YouTube video by Track Star*
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Lily Allen play Gangsters on SNL this week challenge youtu.be/zQSAxZ-wV30?...
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Easy mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Seasonal category for me.
Seasonal category for me.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Easy mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Seasonal category for me.
Seasonal category for me.