Cheshire Cafe
@cafedecheshire.bsky.social
Smol fairy godfather who has lost his magic wand up his own ass.
Chronically horny and terrified halfling.
Compulsory Professional Cassandra At Large
Unrepentantly sardonic Cait Sith living in a trashcan full of love and screes and yips.
Chronically horny and terrified halfling.
Compulsory Professional Cassandra At Large
Unrepentantly sardonic Cait Sith living in a trashcan full of love and screes and yips.
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Commission of Misterman and Umbert for @enzozzle.bsky.social. Go check out the Animation Workers Ignited shorts! #UmbertActually #pixelart
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Commission of Misterman and Umbert for @enzozzle.bsky.social. Go check out the Animation Workers Ignited shorts! #UmbertActually #pixelart
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Not disputing anything here, just want to present some systems level thoughts here. I used to work at a batterer intervention prevention program (BIPP). Men who had been found guilty for various levels of abuse were sent to us to complete a program designed to match the severity of abuse...
Just a PSA to the men out there who are mad about not getting what they want in this world: Being a man is like playing life on easy or at most normal difficulty, you need to get your shit together, the world is not against you because you're a man
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Not disputing anything here, just want to present some systems level thoughts here. I used to work at a batterer intervention prevention program (BIPP). Men who had been found guilty for various levels of abuse were sent to us to complete a program designed to match the severity of abuse...
imagine if someone's super power was that every time they reached a certain level. if heightened emotion, they and everyone around them break out into a musical number.
Nobody thinks it's weird except the 5% who are immune to it.
Nobody thinks it's weird except the 5% who are immune to it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
imagine if someone's super power was that every time they reached a certain level. if heightened emotion, they and everyone around them break out into a musical number.
Nobody thinks it's weird except the 5% who are immune to it.
Nobody thinks it's weird except the 5% who are immune to it.
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Why do people act like fun only counts if it’s parties, trips, or busy plans? I can stay in bed with snacks, binge random shows, scroll through playlists, stare at the ceiling for hours, and still feel like I’m living my best life
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why do people act like fun only counts if it’s parties, trips, or busy plans? I can stay in bed with snacks, binge random shows, scroll through playlists, stare at the ceiling for hours, and still feel like I’m living my best life
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having too much fun with tiny meteor (my first chara to get his air cell outfit)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
having too much fun with tiny meteor (my first chara to get his air cell outfit)
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I really shouldn't play with my food like that....
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I really shouldn't play with my food like that....
It continues to fascinate me when neoliberals (or trolls pretending to be them) ascribe the power to tank an election to progressives, yet for all that alleged power and influence we can't even get the mainstream party to do anything we want them to.
The double think is so blatant.
The double think is so blatant.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It continues to fascinate me when neoliberals (or trolls pretending to be them) ascribe the power to tank an election to progressives, yet for all that alleged power and influence we can't even get the mainstream party to do anything we want them to.
The double think is so blatant.
The double think is so blatant.
Oh no, they blocked me. Was it something I said?
a boy is sitting on a couch wearing a black shirt that says iron cru sky-hit
ALT: a boy is sitting on a couch wearing a black shirt that says iron cru sky-hit
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Oh no, they blocked me. Was it something I said?
I know I shouldn't misbehave so , and be such a smug kitty about it but...
I can only be me.
I can only be me.
a cheshire cat from alice in wonderland is smiling and giving a thumbs up
ALT: a cheshire cat from alice in wonderland is smiling and giving a thumbs up
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November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I know I shouldn't misbehave so , and be such a smug kitty about it but...
I can only be me.
I can only be me.
Fighting the urge to pour myself another glass of Shirley Temple.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Fighting the urge to pour myself another glass of Shirley Temple.
Don't forget the grenadine!
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Don't forget the grenadine!
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Why do you keep forgetting to capitalize the B in Black?
You can't be taken seriously on the subject of racism if you can't even get the basic respectful terms right. It makes you look like you're just looking for a convenient way to antagonize other people without reproach.
You can't be taken seriously on the subject of racism if you can't even get the basic respectful terms right. It makes you look like you're just looking for a convenient way to antagonize other people without reproach.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why do you keep forgetting to capitalize the B in Black?
You can't be taken seriously on the subject of racism if you can't even get the basic respectful terms right. It makes you look like you're just looking for a convenient way to antagonize other people without reproach.
You can't be taken seriously on the subject of racism if you can't even get the basic respectful terms right. It makes you look like you're just looking for a convenient way to antagonize other people without reproach.
I never liked her. I never will. Had she won. It would have been four years of bullshit before we'd end up where we are now anyways.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I never liked her. I never will. Had she won. It would have been four years of bullshit before we'd end up where we are now anyways.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Rex and Bandana Waddle Dee
A gift for my amazing friend, @noxyfied.bsky.social!
#XenobladeChronicles3 #FutureRedeemed #Kirby
A gift for my amazing friend, @noxyfied.bsky.social!
#XenobladeChronicles3 #FutureRedeemed #Kirby
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Rex and Bandana Waddle Dee
A gift for my amazing friend, @noxyfied.bsky.social!
#XenobladeChronicles3 #FutureRedeemed #Kirby
A gift for my amazing friend, @noxyfied.bsky.social!
#XenobladeChronicles3 #FutureRedeemed #Kirby
I've pleasantly surprised myself. I cooked chicken breasts as chunks for a curry and they ended up so tender that it all fell apart just from stirring occasionally. I didn't think that was possible without a slow cooker. I'm rather proud of myself for this accomplishment given how quickly I did it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've pleasantly surprised myself. I cooked chicken breasts as chunks for a curry and they ended up so tender that it all fell apart just from stirring occasionally. I didn't think that was possible without a slow cooker. I'm rather proud of myself for this accomplishment given how quickly I did it.
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Happy birthday to Final Fantasy VI's greatest thi- treasure hunter, Locke Cole!
Art by Fumio Minagawa for Final Fantasy Trading Card Game.
Art by Fumio Minagawa for Final Fantasy Trading Card Game.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy birthday to Final Fantasy VI's greatest thi- treasure hunter, Locke Cole!
Art by Fumio Minagawa for Final Fantasy Trading Card Game.
Art by Fumio Minagawa for Final Fantasy Trading Card Game.
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Her winter coat this year is kinda nuts. She just keeps getting fluffier.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Her winter coat this year is kinda nuts. She just keeps getting fluffier.
Maybe you could shift the economy to building new infrastructure rather than selling us slightly different iterations of the same product ever 3-5 years?
There's only do much dpi or processing power the average person is going to appreciate in their tech. 4K is already stupid as it is.
There's only do much dpi or processing power the average person is going to appreciate in their tech. 4K is already stupid as it is.
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Maybe you could shift the economy to building new infrastructure rather than selling us slightly different iterations of the same product ever 3-5 years?
There's only do much dpi or processing power the average person is going to appreciate in their tech. 4K is already stupid as it is.
There's only do much dpi or processing power the average person is going to appreciate in their tech. 4K is already stupid as it is.
This thread is an interesting observation observation: Every few poets are reactions to immediately shift things to be 1:1.
These are probably going to be cis-het-men who feel insecure the second there is the perception of mrn being less powerful than women.
These are probably going to be cis-het-men who feel insecure the second there is the perception of mrn being less powerful than women.
what we should ban from women’s sports is male coaches. it’s so jarring to watch a match, especially on mute, and they cut to some dude glowering on the sidelines
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This thread is an interesting observation observation: Every few poets are reactions to immediately shift things to be 1:1.
These are probably going to be cis-het-men who feel insecure the second there is the perception of mrn being less powerful than women.
These are probably going to be cis-het-men who feel insecure the second there is the perception of mrn being less powerful than women.
Nothing says charisma like outsourced verbal assault.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Nothing says charisma like outsourced verbal assault.