Dreadlifts
@caffeineandcrying.bsky.social
Corporate midwestern millennial. Certified snack bitch.
having a friend who’s dad is also dead is fun. we have so much in common.
July 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
having a friend who’s dad is also dead is fun. we have so much in common.
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The Rehearsal is a tv show that's basic premise is "is it ethical to make a TV show?" (and comes to the answer of "probably not")
April 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Rehearsal is a tv show that's basic premise is "is it ethical to make a TV show?" (and comes to the answer of "probably not")
Wow all of these couples are insufferable
April 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wow all of these couples are insufferable
Yall wanna get high, watch Couples Therapy, and fight with your spouse?
April 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Yall wanna get high, watch Couples Therapy, and fight with your spouse?
I do not like to move. That’s it. That’s the post.
April 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I do not like to move. That’s it. That’s the post.
It’s Friday you know what that means 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
February 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s Friday you know what that means 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
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your outie is the best shitposter on Bluesky
February 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
your outie is the best shitposter on Bluesky
Me to my husband, the father of my child: if I were in the pods I’d go after the skater boy. No doubt in my mind. That dbag would be my # 1.
February 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me to my husband, the father of my child: if I were in the pods I’d go after the skater boy. No doubt in my mind. That dbag would be my # 1.
There are so many couples this season and I hate…. All of them? #loveisblind
February 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There are so many couples this season and I hate…. All of them? #loveisblind
Why only after children go to bed do dogs partake in absolute buffoonery?
February 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Why only after children go to bed do dogs partake in absolute buffoonery?
another season of love is blind, STILL NO ONE MISSING AN APPENDAGE
February 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
another season of love is blind, STILL NO ONE MISSING AN APPENDAGE
another season of love is blind, still no fatties.
February 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
another season of love is blind, still no fatties.
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Spotted: Valentine’s Prix Fixe menu, $99/per person
Primi: egg
Secondi: egg
Dolci: Cadbury egg
Primi: egg
Secondi: egg
Dolci: Cadbury egg
February 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Spotted: Valentine’s Prix Fixe menu, $99/per person
Primi: egg
Secondi: egg
Dolci: Cadbury egg
Primi: egg
Secondi: egg
Dolci: Cadbury egg
I, like my toddler, have a very specific night time routine and you shant alter it.
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I, like my toddler, have a very specific night time routine and you shant alter it.
Do I need to buy a house with an indoor hot tub in the floor?
February 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Do I need to buy a house with an indoor hot tub in the floor?
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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This meme is a personal attack.
February 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This meme is a personal attack.
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this is the kind of American scientific ingenuity the republicans want to take from you
February 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
this is the kind of American scientific ingenuity the republicans want to take from you
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yall I am so depressed rn lmao
February 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
yall I am so depressed rn lmao
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i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!
February 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?