Caffeine Von Byroll❌👑🤡
@caffeinevonbyroll.bsky.social
The grumpiness continues until there is enough coffee. Or the US Electoral College is circumvented.
Announcing my candidacy for US President on a Pro-Vax, Pro-Ukraine, and Pro-Democracy platform for 2028 and beyond. Immigrants will be welcome.
Announcing my candidacy for US President on a Pro-Vax, Pro-Ukraine, and Pro-Democracy platform for 2028 and beyond. Immigrants will be welcome.
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Wait, what? I have practically doubled the number of followers in a weekend? I beg your patience while I follow you all right back.
Glad to be part of the international team! You are all amazing. But in advance, DMs are the new telephone calls. Unexpected ones will be ignored. 😄
Glad to be part of the international team! You are all amazing. But in advance, DMs are the new telephone calls. Unexpected ones will be ignored. 😄
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Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.
He’s scrambling.
He’s scrambling.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.
He’s scrambling.
He’s scrambling.
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HOUSTON: A church employee pretended to be ICE to extort a masseuse for money who is in the country legally with a temporary visa
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
HOUSTON: A church employee pretended to be ICE to extort a masseuse for money who is in the country legally with a temporary visa
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And they are fucking freaking out and quiet on Xitter
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And they are fucking freaking out and quiet on Xitter
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Does Donald still want to murder Democrats? Just wondering.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Does Donald still want to murder Democrats? Just wondering.
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If you're investing in crypto, I say this with love, lmfao.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you're investing in crypto, I say this with love, lmfao.
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
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“U Are the Universe” is a Ukrainian sci-fi tragicomedy made over ten hard years, now in theaters, showing how dreams survive even in dark times.
🧵 1/11 ⬇️
🧵 1/11 ⬇️
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“U Are the Universe” is a Ukrainian sci-fi tragicomedy made over ten hard years, now in theaters, showing how dreams survive even in dark times.
🧵 1/11 ⬇️
🧵 1/11 ⬇️
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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
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Russia keeps hitting Ukraine’s energy system, but people stay strong and adapt to the outages.
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Russia keeps hitting Ukraine’s energy system, but people stay strong and adapt to the outages.
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⚡️ Zelenskyy says he’s getting a clear “signal” that President Trump’s team is hearing Ukraine’s position.
He adds he held in-depth talks with leaders of France, Canada, Croatia, Luxembourg, and Germany.
He adds he held in-depth talks with leaders of France, Canada, Croatia, Luxembourg, and Germany.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
⚡️ Zelenskyy says he’s getting a clear “signal” that President Trump’s team is hearing Ukraine’s position.
He adds he held in-depth talks with leaders of France, Canada, Croatia, Luxembourg, and Germany.
He adds he held in-depth talks with leaders of France, Canada, Croatia, Luxembourg, and Germany.
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It took Russia 11 years to seize parts of Donetsk and Luhansk.
The front line barely moved in two years — yet the 28-Point Plan could hand Moscow more land without lifting a finger.
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The front line barely moved in two years — yet the 28-Point Plan could hand Moscow more land without lifting a finger.
🧵 1/2 ⬇️
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It took Russia 11 years to seize parts of Donetsk and Luhansk.
The front line barely moved in two years — yet the 28-Point Plan could hand Moscow more land without lifting a finger.
🧵 1/2 ⬇️
The front line barely moved in two years — yet the 28-Point Plan could hand Moscow more land without lifting a finger.
🧵 1/2 ⬇️
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Ukrainian drones just “sanctioned” a thermal power plant near #Moscow, in #Shatura. This historic plant, once opened by Lenin, has now been shut down by Ukrainian drones. 🦩In the 21st century, you don’t need tanks in the Kremlin—you just dismantle their oil industry, military supply, & budget.
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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🔴 A massive Russian drone strike tore through Kharkiv’s energy and heating network, destroying a transformer substation and three houses.
Ten people sought medical help and three were killed, the city’s mayor told Suspilne.
Ten people sought medical help and three were killed, the city’s mayor told Suspilne.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🔴 A massive Russian drone strike tore through Kharkiv’s energy and heating network, destroying a transformer substation and three houses.
Ten people sought medical help and three were killed, the city’s mayor told Suspilne.
Ten people sought medical help and three were killed, the city’s mayor told Suspilne.
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BIG EXPLOSION NEAR MOSCOW: 1.5 MW SHATURA POWER PLANT ON FIRE Vlog 1237: War in Ukraine
youtu.be/rPdyKQWuK9E
youtu.be/rPdyKQWuK9E
BIG EXPLOSION NEAR MOSCOW: 1.5 MW SHATURA POWER PLANT ON FIRE Vlog 1237: War in Ukraine
YouTube video by Anna from Ukraine
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
BIG EXPLOSION NEAR MOSCOW: 1.5 MW SHATURA POWER PLANT ON FIRE Vlog 1237: War in Ukraine
youtu.be/rPdyKQWuK9E
youtu.be/rPdyKQWuK9E
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The pile of lies is stunning.
First, no crimes at 1/6. Second, wrong to investigate. Third, unusual to get toll records of people instigators called. Fourth, wrong to suspend notice while investigation ongoing.
Cherry on top: vote yourself $500k as victim of nothing wrong.
First, no crimes at 1/6. Second, wrong to investigate. Third, unusual to get toll records of people instigators called. Fourth, wrong to suspend notice while investigation ongoing.
Cherry on top: vote yourself $500k as victim of nothing wrong.
The scandalous self-enrichment scheme in the US Senate
Once celebrated as “the world’s most deliberative body,” the U.S. Senate has sunk to new lows. Buried in the 394-page bill to end the federal government shutdown, one provision serves as an exampl…
thehill.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The pile of lies is stunning.
First, no crimes at 1/6. Second, wrong to investigate. Third, unusual to get toll records of people instigators called. Fourth, wrong to suspend notice while investigation ongoing.
Cherry on top: vote yourself $500k as victim of nothing wrong.
First, no crimes at 1/6. Second, wrong to investigate. Third, unusual to get toll records of people instigators called. Fourth, wrong to suspend notice while investigation ongoing.
Cherry on top: vote yourself $500k as victim of nothing wrong.
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Elon Musk is not only an immigrant, his brother spilled the tea that Elon was in the US illegally.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Elon Musk is not only an immigrant, his brother spilled the tea that Elon was in the US illegally.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
And as this tweet shows, he is also a dipshit with absolutely no self-awareness.
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Our insurance costs (home, health and auto) have gone up substantially this year. The increase is equivalent to some people's mortgages. I don't know how people are surviving this. Talking a lifetime of frugality being erased by greed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Our insurance costs (home, health and auto) have gone up substantially this year. The increase is equivalent to some people's mortgages. I don't know how people are surviving this. Talking a lifetime of frugality being erased by greed.
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The Trump admin keeps making things worse as they try to lie their way out of the crisis around the so-called Ukraine “peace plan.” We break it all down, and dissect all the weekend’s news, in today’s bulletin. We’ve made this one 100% paywall free: www.meidasplus.com/p/this-weeke...
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Trump admin keeps making things worse as they try to lie their way out of the crisis around the so-called Ukraine “peace plan.” We break it all down, and dissect all the weekend’s news, in today’s bulletin. We’ve made this one 100% paywall free: www.meidasplus.com/p/this-weeke...
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MTG resigns from Congress because of death threats and mean comments from MAGA.
Is she new here?
Is she new here?
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
MTG resigns from Congress because of death threats and mean comments from MAGA.
Is she new here?
Is she new here?
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Dear MAGA,
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dear MAGA,
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
If you didn't want us to torch the mean asshole who made President Biden's age / physical condition an issue -- despite the fact he's only 2 years younger and in WORSE shape -- you shouldn't have thrown rocks in that glass house.
Turnabout is fair play.
Buckle up.
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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Yesteady a colleague I hadn’t spoken to in a while, once a Reagan Republican, called me asking to explain why the Comey indictment had gone the way it did. He’s an ex-AUSA too. Why would they do it this way and not the right way, he was asking. There must be a strategic explanation.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yesteady a colleague I hadn’t spoken to in a while, once a Reagan Republican, called me asking to explain why the Comey indictment had gone the way it did. He’s an ex-AUSA too. Why would they do it this way and not the right way, he was asking. There must be a strategic explanation.
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/2 I was less kind than I might have been. I lost my temper. I told him that only fools were looking for explanations based in normality, and that it was obvious to everyone who wasn’t deluded that we were in a completely abnormal situation.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
/2 I was less kind than I might have been. I lost my temper. I told him that only fools were looking for explanations based in normality, and that it was obvious to everyone who wasn’t deluded that we were in a completely abnormal situation.
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⚡️ Sen. Lindsey Graham is pushing for Congress to review any Russia-Ukraine peace plan.
He says lawmakers must sign off on future security guarantees to ensure Russia can’t launch another invasion, according to his statement.
He says lawmakers must sign off on future security guarantees to ensure Russia can’t launch another invasion, according to his statement.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
⚡️ Sen. Lindsey Graham is pushing for Congress to review any Russia-Ukraine peace plan.
He says lawmakers must sign off on future security guarantees to ensure Russia can’t launch another invasion, according to his statement.
He says lawmakers must sign off on future security guarantees to ensure Russia can’t launch another invasion, according to his statement.
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💔 Father in Ternopil rocks the coffin of his baby, killed in a Russian strike on November 19.
Kamal is the sole survivor of the family. His wife Mariia, and their two children, Kamila and Nazar, were killed in Russia’s attack.
Kamal is the sole survivor of the family. His wife Mariia, and their two children, Kamila and Nazar, were killed in Russia’s attack.
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
💔 Father in Ternopil rocks the coffin of his baby, killed in a Russian strike on November 19.
Kamal is the sole survivor of the family. His wife Mariia, and their two children, Kamila and Nazar, were killed in Russia’s attack.
Kamal is the sole survivor of the family. His wife Mariia, and their two children, Kamila and Nazar, were killed in Russia’s attack.