Maria Calamity 🔞
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Sh*tposts about my WoL and occasionally posts lore and reposts porn lol
Permanently possessed by husbando (Butch Wife) brainrot (sowwy :3c)
#ffxiv I #wolqotdans I #Gpose I #Lore I #OCAU
She/her 🏳️⚧️
Sh*tposts about my WoL and occasionally posts lore and reposts porn lol
Permanently possessed by husbando (Butch Wife) brainrot (sowwy :3c)
#ffxiv I #wolqotdans I #Gpose I #Lore I #OCAU
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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I dunno, I feel like anyone who does any kind of creative work with an established NPC will inevitably do at least a little OC-ification of them in the process. And that’s a good thing, as far as I’m concerned! That’s what the “transformative” in “transformative work” means!
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I dunno, I feel like anyone who does any kind of creative work with an established NPC will inevitably do at least a little OC-ification of them in the process. And that’s a good thing, as far as I’m concerned! That’s what the “transformative” in “transformative work” means!
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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if you're one person making a comic by yourself, don't treat yourself like you should function on the same level as comics that have multiple people working on them. your backgrounds can be squiggles and colors.
allow yourself room to be abstract with details and give yourself some grace
allow yourself room to be abstract with details and give yourself some grace
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
if you're one person making a comic by yourself, don't treat yourself like you should function on the same level as comics that have multiple people working on them. your backgrounds can be squiggles and colors.
allow yourself room to be abstract with details and give yourself some grace
allow yourself room to be abstract with details and give yourself some grace
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"You cannot fuck ironically"
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
But ya looks like good soup. The first and hardest lesson to learn for budding smut writers, or people who just want a sex scene, is that sex IS cringe. It is embarrassing, and messy, and it'll make you say wacky shit.
But you cannot fuck ironically. So when you write sex, you MUST be earnest.
But you cannot fuck ironically. So when you write sex, you MUST be earnest.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"You cannot fuck ironically"
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
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Hey all, question to language learners.
Since Duolingo is trash due to AI, is there another app that you recommend? I saw that Rosetta Stone had their lifetime deal going on, but I wanted to know your input on this.
This is for my 11 yr old btw.
Since Duolingo is trash due to AI, is there another app that you recommend? I saw that Rosetta Stone had their lifetime deal going on, but I wanted to know your input on this.
This is for my 11 yr old btw.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey all, question to language learners.
Since Duolingo is trash due to AI, is there another app that you recommend? I saw that Rosetta Stone had their lifetime deal going on, but I wanted to know your input on this.
This is for my 11 yr old btw.
Since Duolingo is trash due to AI, is there another app that you recommend? I saw that Rosetta Stone had their lifetime deal going on, but I wanted to know your input on this.
This is for my 11 yr old btw.
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just a quick holiday psa because it's almost december and i see people make this mistake in their festive art every year without fail
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
just a quick holiday psa because it's almost december and i see people make this mistake in their festive art every year without fail
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beautiful sight. bitcoin lost 25% of it’s value in just one month. good omens ahead
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
beautiful sight. bitcoin lost 25% of it’s value in just one month. good omens ahead
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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We all agree that these "dubs" suck.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
Welp, a second AI dub on Amazon has apparently been found, and it's a show that already had a perfectly normal (albeit non-union) dub: No Game No Life.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We all agree that these "dubs" suck.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.
The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
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square is giving away the $59 chip reader for free as long as you log in to your account to order it 👁️👄👁️
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
square is giving away the $59 chip reader for free as long as you log in to your account to order it 👁️👄👁️
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you're a grown-ass FFXIV player make the fucking adventurer plate already
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
you're a grown-ass FFXIV player make the fucking adventurer plate already
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comic Abt trauma flashbacks and caretaking
(he/him for Hitch)
(she/her for Hitomi)
(he/him for Hitch)
(she/her for Hitomi)
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
comic Abt trauma flashbacks and caretaking
(he/him for Hitch)
(she/her for Hitomi)
(he/him for Hitch)
(she/her for Hitomi)