Caldwell Murchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment.
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
"For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
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If you're looking for high quality animal noir microfiction, this is the place to get it. Tell them Rico sent you, and they'll treat you right.
www.amazon.com/Yak-Been-Tol...
www.amazon.com/Yak-Been-Tol...
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My new name and profile pic. Coming Soon!
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My new name and profile pic. Coming Soon!
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I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
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#TrappedBy This Fork Lift Driver…
a forklift is driving through a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and pallets .
ALT: a forklift is driving through a warehouse filled with lots of boxes and pallets .
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December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
#TrappedBy This Fork Lift Driver…
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#TrappedBy my obnoxious neighbor when I'm trying to do yard work.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
#TrappedBy my obnoxious neighbor when I'm trying to do yard work.
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#TrappedBy Titano! The Monster That Time Forgot
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#TrappedBy Titano! The Monster That Time Forgot
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December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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#TrappedBy is this week's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame !
Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
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Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
(Please include pics or gifs with your posts)
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
#TrappedBy is this week's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame !
Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
(Please include pics or gifs with your posts)
Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social !
(Please include pics or gifs with your posts)
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December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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santa’s on break, kid. scram!
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
santa’s on break, kid. scram!
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.