It's a whole genre it's beautiful

“What a great love story! What was with that author’s note, though?”
“I dunno, something about monkeys drawing lines on their paintings? It’s probably nothing, certainly not a metaphorical instruction on how to read the book or anything.”

It’s always remarkable to me that Rowling (and the self satisfied citizens of Transphobe Island) are so god awfully thudding literal. I remember holding my tongue when otherwise excellent British minds would lecture about the so-called natural irony in English culture America couldn’t understand.

This is highly edited but one of my favorite videos ever.

PATTY HEARST HEARD THE BURST OF ROLAND’S THOMPSON GUN AND BOUGHT IT!!!!

Leo really got rid of Dolan in more or less Christmas week. Hell of a thing.

my mom calls our local megachurch Six Flags Over Jesus because it is basically a theme park, and heinous to her eyes

keep the receipts. the enablers, the collaborators, the apologists, the people who stared into the clear lessons of history and still insisted on appeasement and compromise.

never let them live it down. teach their children what they did. teach their grandkids. let them never be remembered fondly.

I will buy a Cameo from this kid if he'll say "Jingle Jangle" in the Jimmy Stewart voice

Remember, kids, if you ever get sick, it’s your own fault. Better to be an indentured servant so we can just add the cost of your illness to the back end of your contract.

But doctor! This user has a verification next to their name! How can they mislead us?