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if i were someone regularly appearing on ESPN from a home setup, i would:
1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990
2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes
3) wait until the internet noticed this
4) never offer public comment
1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990
2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes
3) wait until the internet noticed this
4) never offer public comment
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
if i were someone regularly appearing on ESPN from a home setup, i would:
1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990
2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes
3) wait until the internet noticed this
4) never offer public comment
1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990
2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes
3) wait until the internet noticed this
4) never offer public comment
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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Was an Indiana-Alabama Rose Bowl in Biff’s almanac? Was the 12-team playoff in there?
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Was an Indiana-Alabama Rose Bowl in Biff’s almanac? Was the 12-team playoff in there?
Wait until the end. Trust me
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wait until the end. Trust me
In case you’re wondering, no, Mainers don’t have anything against Caitlin Clark. They just really love them some Cooper Flagg
Kelly Bowman—the most-viewed women's player page on CBBref.com in Maine this year—is the mother of Dallas Mavericks rookie Cooper Flagg. She played college basketball for Maine from 1995-99. 🏀
See all the maps here: info.sports-reference.com/25-26-wcbb-s...
See all the maps here: info.sports-reference.com/25-26-wcbb-s...
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
In case you’re wondering, no, Mainers don’t have anything against Caitlin Clark. They just really love them some Cooper Flagg
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
If this was Italy, @wolvesfc.bsky.social would be sacking Rob Edwards as they walk off the pitch and immediately reappointing Vitor Perreira, but this is England so they’ll wallow through the next two months and then replace him with … Steve Bruce?
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If this was Italy, @wolvesfc.bsky.social would be sacking Rob Edwards as they walk off the pitch and immediately reappointing Vitor Perreira, but this is England so they’ll wallow through the next two months and then replace him with … Steve Bruce?
👀
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
👀
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
The Pirates? In this economy!?!
What I’m hearing on the eve of the winter meetings: Pirates make offer to free agent Kyle Schwarber: www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The Pirates? In this economy!?!
This ISN’T an @theonion.com article? Are we sure?
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This ISN’T an @theonion.com article? Are we sure?
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Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
He’s thinking about the Chipotle bowl he’s eating for lunch tomorrow. Exactly the same one he ate today, and the day before, and the day before that …
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
He’s thinking about the Chipotle bowl he’s eating for lunch tomorrow. Exactly the same one he ate today, and the day before, and the day before that …
SAME
“well, kids, it wasn’t the most important thing in an age of rising authoritarianism, but I do remember also being consistently bummed about the rise of the word ‘tendys’.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
SAME
Hoo boy, UNC Do Your Job Season 2 is going to hit different …
Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Hoo boy, UNC Do Your Job Season 2 is going to hit different …
Your quarterly reminder that the University of South Florida is in Tampa, more than four hours from the South Florida region …
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Your quarterly reminder that the University of South Florida is in Tampa, more than four hours from the South Florida region …
The product was the joke to begin with, but the lack of claimed security is a hell of a punchline
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The product was the joke to begin with, but the lack of claimed security is a hell of a punchline
Not sure why this isn’t a nationwide partnership …
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not sure why this isn’t a nationwide partnership …
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LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
SOURCES: Lane Kiffin is expected to accept LSU's offer to become the Tigers next head coach. Kiffin is set to meet with his Ole Miss team this morning at 9 AM CT. As we reported yesterday morning, LSU has been very confident it was going to land Kiffin. www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Lane Kiffin expected to take LSU job as Ole Miss sets team meeting: Source
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
Kentucky head football coach Ed Orgeron. Who says no?
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Kentucky head football coach Ed Orgeron. Who says no?
Annnnd … that’s the Mariota experience we’ve all grown to recognize
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Annnnd … that’s the Mariota experience we’ve all grown to recognize
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Michigan State: the Auburn of the Big Ten!
Michigan State is planning to hire Pat Fitzgerald, AP source says, after Jonathan Smith is fired
Michigan State is planning to hire Pat Fitzgerald, AP source says, after Jonathan Smith is fired
Michigan State plans to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald to lead its football program, a person familiar with the situation told the Associated Press.
www.cbsnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Michigan State: the Auburn of the Big Ten!
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It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
SOURCES: Michigan State is firing head coach Jonathan Smith, @theathletic.com has learned.
He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).
MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).
MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.