Normal Canaryfeather 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@canaryfeatherdotuk.bsky.social
Here for the Norwich
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Pinned
I have learned something that brings me deep joy. My long son (5'7" at 12yo, one of the tallest kids in Y8) has in his friendship group an even taller kid they call Burge. I assumed his name was Burgess or something? No. They don't call him Burge at all, they call him Burj, after the Burj Khalifa.
Fat fingers and autocorrect mogging me daily at this point
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Fat fingers and autocorrect mogging me daily at this point
Have fallen in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Have fallen in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
Have called in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Have called in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
Can someone with a Twitter account do me a favour please? Just see if Marie Tidball MP has posted support for Keith (or anything really about The Events)? Thank you, love you, mwah
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Can someone with a Twitter account do me a favour please? Just see if Marie Tidball MP has posted support for Keith (or anything really about The Events)? Thank you, love you, mwah
Gonna try to make No Keith Tuesdays a thing. On Tuesdays, we don't Keithpost. That would be nice wouldn't it. Rainbows, gaily dancing, etc.
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Gonna try to make No Keith Tuesdays a thing. On Tuesdays, we don't Keithpost. That would be nice wouldn't it. Rainbows, gaily dancing, etc.
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
has he gone yet
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
has he gone yet
Hello and welcome to this pilot episode of Supersoaker Full Of Piss, where every week we fill a supersoaker with piss and find someone to fire it at.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Hello and welcome to this pilot episode of Supersoaker Full Of Piss, where every week we fill a supersoaker with piss and find someone to fire it at.
Lol the chuds went to the trouble of putting on their own notice me senpai rival halftime show and president old man yells at cloud didn't even watch it. Sucks to suck
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Lol the chuds went to the trouble of putting on their own notice me senpai rival halftime show and president old man yells at cloud didn't even watch it. Sucks to suck
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Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
Had a smashing nap in front of the winter olympics earlier, thoroughly recommend 👌
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Had a smashing nap in front of the winter olympics earlier, thoroughly recommend 👌
Drone camera footage following along behind the downhill skiers is fucking incredible, really gets across the speed which the static cameras just don't
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Drone camera footage following along behind the downhill skiers is fucking incredible, really gets across the speed which the static cameras just don't
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"
*quietly, not wanting to anger the muppethive* wouldn't "two fourth walls" really be a fourth wall and a fifth wall
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
*quietly, not wanting to anger the muppethive* wouldn't "two fourth walls" really be a fourth wall and a fifth wall
jestergooning
February 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
jestergooning
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"this is not a mitigation measure"
"this is not a mitigation measure"
Backs
February 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"
"Let's write up a tech debt ticket for the refactor, we just need to get this shipped"
At the risk of Kierposting, I am absolutely desperate for him to hang on until the local elections so that he personally can eat a generous plate of shit. I mean, ideally he hangs on until the next general, and masterminds a low double figures seat return, but I don't think that's very likely
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
At the risk of Kierposting, I am absolutely desperate for him to hang on until the local elections so that he personally can eat a generous plate of shit. I mean, ideally he hangs on until the next general, and masterminds a low double figures seat return, but I don't think that's very likely
PSA: there is too much water on the road and in the air for you cunts to drive like you normally do on the M50, that drive was like wet Mad Max
Good evening and welcome to the M60 anticlockwise, my name is Gary and I'll be your assigned tailgater for the duration of your journey. I will have every light on the front of my car lit as brightly as twenty first century illumination science will allow,
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
PSA: there is too much water on the road and in the air for you cunts to drive like you normally do on the M50, that drive was like wet Mad Max
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Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
Sometimes it's an auld cunt in a Seat.
It's always some auld cunt in a Dacia
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sometimes it's an auld cunt in a Seat.
There is a dangling length of cat5 poking through a gap in the ceiling tiles in the male lavs at the soft play.
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
There is a dangling length of cat5 poking through a gap in the ceiling tiles in the male lavs at the soft play.
Frederick deBonesby today
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Frederick deBonesby today
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Getting dispatches that the detestable Michael Rapaport is a contestant in the current American version of Traitors. What if there was a good show that was also very bad. Shaking my head.
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Getting dispatches that the detestable Michael Rapaport is a contestant in the current American version of Traitors. What if there was a good show that was also very bad. Shaking my head.
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes