candrika.bsky.social
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We are the shithole nation. From Caracas to Greenland to Minneapolis, we are the problem in the world, we are the source of the tragedy, we are the affront to all human dignity. This is the United States now. We are the evil.
NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do."

“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.

www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
“They killed my wife,” the distraught woman says, adding, “They shot her in the head.”
www.advocate.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Indeed. It must be terrifying to be abducted and not know what your future holds.

Enveloped in your raid gear and masked for anonymity, you fascist shitheels can't even see yourselves as the hollow, soulless thugs you are. But we can.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
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December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Remember: Don't call them Nazis because it hurts their feelings
Palestinian woman Umm Zuhri Shweiki was forcibly expelled from her home in occupied East Jerusalem by Israeli forces, who seized and emptied her house before handing it to Israeli settlers.
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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...and it'll rewrite it badly, with shitloads of really basic factual errors, references to non-existant works, and skeletons with too many fingers.
Elon Musk says AI research into ancient Rome will ‘rewrite history’
The world’s richest man is financing a new age of archaeological projects that seek to use artificial intelligence to fill in knowledge gaps
www.thetimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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History endures and one day emerges.
Every masked ICE thug, DOJ lawyer or DHS bureaucrat today shoving people into vans, or losing children in private-prison gulags, or exporting immigrants to random countries: Masks and following-orders excuses won't be enough. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Historian uses AI to help identify Nazi in notorious Holocaust murder image
Jürgen Matthäus has for years been investigating the killer – and is confident he has finally solved the mystery
www.theguardian.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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John Roberts and his miserable excuse for a high court of justice are presiding over a great disassembling of the United States and the rare American experiment in government by its people. It began with Citizens United and it continues relentlessly. This is a second civil war in slow motion.
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
WASHINGTON—Faced with ongoing budget crises, underfunded schools nationwide are increasingly left with no option but to cut the past tense—a grammatical construction traditionally used to relate all a...
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October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The Dozens are a classic American rhetorical form. They deserve effort and creativity.

This is pathetic. It's as if Mrs. Leavitt, with a womb loosed by years of truck-lot endeavor, coughed, birthing young Karoline head first on the Winnebago floor. And now, alas, she speaks for our governance.
This is an actual quote from White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to HuffPost reporter S.V. Dáte.
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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"An old vagrant's corpse is stuffed with newspaper after being raided for useful organs by two pipe-smoking, wisecracking surgeons."

Colour photomechanical reproduction of a lithograph by N. Dorville, c. 1901.
September 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Until this moment, I never had even a small shard of desire with regard to torching an American flag. But now, given this performative, unconstitutional submoronity, I'm firing up the Weber and rooting through the closet for any leftover July 4 decorations.
The First Amendment is the best one.
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It is not deportation when you suspend habeus corpus and forcibly transport a human in custody to a nation where they have no connection, citizenship or affiliation.

It is human trafficking.

The United States is the world's shithole nation. Lawless. Soulless. Evil.

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Trump administration seeks to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda after his release from jail
Immigration officials said they intend to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda, after he declined an offer to be sent to Costa Rica in exchange for remaining in jail and pleading guilty to human smug...
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August 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
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August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Lady cardinal
August 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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This, on the anniversary of Hiroshima...
This is amongst the most impactful two minutes of broadcasting I’ve ever seen.

By Emma Murphy, International Editor, ITV News. #Gaza
August 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Ancient Greek Corinthian style helmet. Dated 650-570 BCE. Found at the Sanctuary of Zeus, Dodona, Greece. This would have been given as a dedication. The British Museum. 1904,1010.2. 📷 Me. www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...
July 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Terracotta spindle whorls dating to the 6th & 5th centuries BCE, found at the Sanctuary of Nymphe on the Athenian Acropolis. Nymphe was the divine protectress of marriage and the rites of weddings and these whorls would have been dedicated to her by women. Acropolis Museum, Athens. 📷 me
July 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Nazi war criminal nominates rapist for the Nobel Peace Prize. Irony has just been discovered in its bath with a bottle of vodka and a razor blade
Benjamin Netanyahu nominates Donald Trump for Nobel Peace Prize - as Gaza ceasefire talks continue
Benjamin Netanyahu handed the nomination letter to the US president as the pair met in Washington for their third face-to-face meeting this year.
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July 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Things I didn't have on my "It's our last night in Wales, let's go and have a couple of quiet pints and say 'ta-ra'" bingo card: Robert Plant explaining to me the meaning of some of the lyrics of "Stairway to Heaven"
June 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM