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Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground
Albuquerque NM.
He/him
Albuquerque NM.
He/him
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if anyone wants to read the nuzzi book, someone just gave me the PDF drive.google.com/file/d/1m2Ox...
AmericanCanto.pdf
drive.google.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
if anyone wants to read the nuzzi book, someone just gave me the PDF drive.google.com/file/d/1m2Ox...
Getting word that The B in Apartment 23's private jet has just landed in State College, PA.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Getting word that The B in Apartment 23's private jet has just landed in State College, PA.
hey buddy you need to quit it with the purity tests
Congressman Henry Cuellar was indicted for money laundering, bribery, and conspiracy, allegedly taking about $600,000, mostly from Azerbaijan, to influence U.S. policy.
President Donald Trump pardoned Cuellar, because Trump supports money laundering, bribery, and conspiracy.
President Donald Trump pardoned Cuellar, because Trump supports money laundering, bribery, and conspiracy.
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hey buddy you need to quit it with the purity tests
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This reminded me of an all time sports post
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This reminded me of an all time sports post
you think that's bad, wait til saturday when they're being pelted with unleavened bread
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
you think that's bad, wait til saturday when they're being pelted with unleavened bread
she did her part*
*driving thresher through dog rescue yard as a mass sacrifice
*driving thresher through dog rescue yard as a mass sacrifice
Noem: You made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You even kept the hurricanes away
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
she did her part*
*driving thresher through dog rescue yard as a mass sacrifice
*driving thresher through dog rescue yard as a mass sacrifice
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"High fiber fibromyalgia, hot tub foot, lou gehrig's disease, lou barlow's disease, lucy liu flu, hypertolerance to lactose, urinary 8 track infection, trickle nipple, thick urine syndrome, hapsberg cholera, milk leg, dirt belly, hepatitis R...."
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"High fiber fibromyalgia, hot tub foot, lou gehrig's disease, lou barlow's disease, lucy liu flu, hypertolerance to lactose, urinary 8 track infection, trickle nipple, thick urine syndrome, hapsberg cholera, milk leg, dirt belly, hepatitis R...."
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Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
RIP Larry the Dog. He was never quite the same after Adam Cole tried to ride him like a horse.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
RIP Larry the Dog. He was never quite the same after Adam Cole tried to ride him like a horse.
[watching the guy who made T2 and Aliens still throwing heat]
“This sucks because there’s no spinoff tv shows and kids with avatar lunchboxes”
“This sucks because there’s no spinoff tv shows and kids with avatar lunchboxes”
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
[watching the guy who made T2 and Aliens still throwing heat]
“This sucks because there’s no spinoff tv shows and kids with avatar lunchboxes”
“This sucks because there’s no spinoff tv shows and kids with avatar lunchboxes”
couldn't run with the big dogs
BYU coach Kalani Sitake is the focus of the Penn State coaching search, NBC Sports can confirm. No deal is done at this point. On3, ESPN also on it.
BYU is set to play Texas Tech in the Big 12 title game this weekend.
BYU is set to play Texas Tech in the Big 12 title game this weekend.
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
couldn't run with the big dogs
it's so cool how the first person liz speaks to in 30 rock is agent mike from delocated
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it's so cool how the first person liz speaks to in 30 rock is agent mike from delocated
pretty happy with a 110 point positive swing on the hesi retake. still a long way to go tho lol
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
pretty happy with a 110 point positive swing on the hesi retake. still a long way to go tho lol
Hell I wish I could’ve dropped the hammer on a couple stinkers I had to peer review in college
people who are taking issue with how the instructor handled this student’s (imo unacceptable) submission are missing the point entirely. revise and resubmit? give a low nonzero grade? why think any of *those* responses wouldn’t have sent the libsoftiktok machine in motion too?
having assigned reaction papers in many of my classes i look at this student’s essay and cannot glean what the content of the original assigned reading was, nor do i see how a reference to the Genesis creation story illuminates the argument of that assigned reading. I would have rejected this paper.
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hell I wish I could’ve dropped the hammer on a couple stinkers I had to peer review in college
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At least Mark Stoops can focus on doing what he loves full time now (bringing ham trucks to Lexington)
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
At least Mark Stoops can focus on doing what he loves full time now (bringing ham trucks to Lexington)
Gal across the plane aisle finished her episode of handmaids tale and then put on Mormon wives
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gal across the plane aisle finished her episode of handmaids tale and then put on Mormon wives
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nick caley seen consulting ouija board on sideline
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
nick caley seen consulting ouija board on sideline
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I liked the part of that Texans drive where they had an illegal formation on the field and then immediately put another illegal formation out on the field after the flag
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I liked the part of that Texans drive where they had an illegal formation on the field and then immediately put another illegal formation out on the field after the flag
lol the texans are trying to replicate OSU's first red zone trip from yesterday
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
lol the texans are trying to replicate OSU's first red zone trip from yesterday
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Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
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John Cohen, Greg Sankey, Lane Kiffin, Hugh Freeze, Jimbo Fisher, and several other major SEC figures have not forgotten Jordan McNair. They just do not care
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
John Cohen, Greg Sankey, Lane Kiffin, Hugh Freeze, Jimbo Fisher, and several other major SEC figures have not forgotten Jordan McNair. They just do not care
Someone put on that ed gein Netflix show and I’m trying not to laugh at every line Charlie hunnam says
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Someone put on that ed gein Netflix show and I’m trying not to laugh at every line Charlie hunnam says
This is the outcome of the concept of a personal relationship with christ. The actual biblical text is irrelevant.
You know, the article says she cites the bible, but I do not see any commonly accepted biblical citation style. The teacher called out lack of empirical evidence and that it was offensive. The most offensive thing is the grammar and lack of structure.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is the outcome of the concept of a personal relationship with christ. The actual biblical text is irrelevant.