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Fully uninformed
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Trump thinks it's "pull it surprise"
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Lebron in that draftkings ad. What a fucking chump. I hate lebron
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Luka slappin Ron
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If there is an object on the floor you can be assured my barefoot will find it
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just like
As if
Youre not gonna change your mind
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Why did Bill Clinton's VP claim to invent the internet?

Because they used the ALGOREithm to build it
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Shoulda had summa dat chicken!
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Better than the beatles
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSa...
scared of chaka - masonic youth lp
YouTube video by sweetbabyjaysus
m.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Why can't lane kiffin stay at ole miss
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Joe Reberkenny (he/him/his)
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Recorded in 1999 but these words are never more relevant. "War on Drugs" by Fifteen
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Eat shit don mattingly
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Maybe canada should play cricket instead
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Kike hernandez is better than shohei ohtani
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio.

In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.

CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.

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🧵 Awful awful massacre in Brazil
Gente, é o maior massacre no Brasil desde o Araguaia. Entendo quem quer puxar pra Canudos ou Contestado ou etc, mas não podemos livrar a ditadura de 64 só porque ela escondia melhor seus corpos.

Morreram 41 guerrilheiros comunistas e mais de 1200 camponeses no Araguaia.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Andres Galarraga never complained when his perfect game was lost to a bad call. It's just part of the game. But because everything is all gambled out "accuracy" is necessary. Blah. The heart and therefore humanity of it is lost. All championships since the start of the replay era are asterisked.
Slomo shouldn't be allowed on baseball broadcasts and it definitely shouldn't be used on challenges (challenges shouldn't exist in baseball) because baseball is about errors and split second decisions that everyone has to live with. A commemoration of the pre-surveillance era of humanity
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It was ominous when one of the first uses of slomo in baseball was the torn achilles of sean casey (RIP)
Slomo shouldn't be allowed on baseball broadcasts and it definitely shouldn't be used on challenges (challenges shouldn't exist in baseball) because baseball is about errors and split second decisions that everyone has to live with. A commemoration of the pre-surveillance era of humanity
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Slomo shouldn't be allowed on baseball broadcasts and it definitely shouldn't be used on challenges (challenges shouldn't exist in baseball) because baseball is about errors and split second decisions that everyone has to live with. A commemoration of the pre-surveillance era of humanity
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Making more carrots. Honey and salt and on the grill. Will it be good? Will it be enough
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I love jimi butler on the warriors. He's like a dragonball z villain and this is his most awesome and final form
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whether he knows it or not, graham platner is a chris rufo-esque psyop aimed to "expose" the left's "intolerance" of nazis.

It's nazism all the way down
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
yeh
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM