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Dass Kapitän von Chaos
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Ex-Rupert, Ex L&D Consultant, Current ED manager, ex-Heli Abseil Instr, jungle warfare trained, ex-Army Diver RE, explosives trained, likes Koi & motorbikes - collect both.
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Are we great yet?
October 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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🚨Pls everyone🚨

Click on the link below and vote to let the fcking RW media know that Frogface’s policies are OF COURSE racist.

No need to sign up for everything.
No need to restrict yourselves to just 1 vote😉

We surely can get the now 81% down a bit further!!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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"They gave me the Nobel Peace Prize for bombing Iran."

"Of course they did, Grandma. Now let's shuffle you back to your war crimes tribunal."
June 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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MASSIVE TROLL by Scottland!
Trump complained while he was in Scotland about windmills, so Scotland said we're going to build 307 on the doorsteps of your new golf course 🤣🤣
www.thedailybeast.coum/scotland-tro...
August 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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It has been the honor of my life to serve as Commissioner of BLS alongside the many dedicated civil servants tasked with measuring a vast and dynamic economy. It is vital and important work and I thank them for their service to this nation.
August 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“Both of them.”
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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In their defense, the authors of the Constitution could never have predicted that American voters would be this stupid.
August 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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This part
April 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Given how badly Brexit has turned out, it's almost beyond belief that Michael Gove has been given a peerage
April 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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European travellers cancel US visits as Trump’s policies threaten tourism.

“In just two months [Trump] has destroyed the reputation of the US, shown one way by diminished travel from the EU to the US,” said Paul English, co-founder of travel website Kayak.

www.ft.com/content/6dc1...
April 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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An innocent man, picked up by “mistake,” must not be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail.

Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately.
April 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.
April 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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April 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Captain Pavlo Ivanov, F-16 pilot, died during a combat mission today. Pavlo was 26 years old.

Ukrainian F-16 pilots work in incredibly difficult conditions to defend their land and risk their lives every day.

Eternal glory and eternal memory to Ukrainian Hero.
April 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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The fact that everything around us is burning to the ground & some people still have no clue that they voted for the arsonist or are complicit in the arson is absolutely mind boggling.

People are ok with it so long as the black woman isn’t their President 🤯.

America, we have a problem!
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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“Everyone will have to sacrifice,” he says as he flies off to Florida for another three day golf & graft weekend.
April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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JPMorgan raises recession odds this year to 60%.
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM