Vintage Duck Sweater
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World’s Finest Ham
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i’m like if a girl was a land mine
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i’m like if a girl was a land mine
I can’t get up, the dog is snoring & I will surely wake him with any movement whatsoever
January 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I can’t get up, the dog is snoring & I will surely wake him with any movement whatsoever
Silent workout kind of depression
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Silent workout kind of depression
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I’m lucky to not be ‘circling back around’ on any emails today.
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I’m lucky to not be ‘circling back around’ on any emails today.
Feelings! Ah! Thoughts! Ew!
January 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Feelings! Ah! Thoughts! Ew!
I hate small talk can you put your cigarette out on me?
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I hate small talk can you put your cigarette out on me?
It’s the smallest gestures that save my life
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
It’s the smallest gestures that save my life
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I wish all of you a very doctors-actually-listening-and-giving-good-treatment 2026
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I wish all of you a very doctors-actually-listening-and-giving-good-treatment 2026
At the farm today
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At the farm today
What to do with these terrible feelings
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What to do with these terrible feelings
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image:
December 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image:
Pray for my mother. She ate my piece of cake & will experience violence soon
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Pray for my mother. She ate my piece of cake & will experience violence soon
Merry Christmas. Holidays are hard.
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Merry Christmas. Holidays are hard.
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Also, I know the holidays aren’t always the happiest of times for some people, so I’m sending a little extra love to anybody that might need it 🫂❤️
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Also, I know the holidays aren’t always the happiest of times for some people, so I’m sending a little extra love to anybody that might need it 🫂❤️
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It’s important to remember that when mom kissed you on Christmas morning, there’s a good chance she had cum breath.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s important to remember that when mom kissed you on Christmas morning, there’s a good chance she had cum breath.
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this holiday season remember what is really important. permanently banning all cars from cities and imprisoning every driver
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this holiday season remember what is really important. permanently banning all cars from cities and imprisoning every driver
Face reveal. Guess which one is me.
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Face reveal. Guess which one is me.
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Every junkyard is a playground for children you don't like.
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Every junkyard is a playground for children you don't like.
At least I’m mentally stable enough to do acid.
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
At least I’m mentally stable enough to do acid.
It feels wrong to have fun when you’ve got a broken heart
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It feels wrong to have fun when you’ve got a broken heart
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This floored me.
Artists are patandseankelly on Instagram.
Artists are patandseankelly on Instagram.
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
This floored me.
Artists are patandseankelly on Instagram.
Artists are patandseankelly on Instagram.
I’m a solid 10-4. Ball cap & sunglasses =10 take em off =4
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m a solid 10-4. Ball cap & sunglasses =10 take em off =4