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Your friendly neighborhood queer boy. Getting gayer by the minute, Consistently have no idea what I’m doing | He/They
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Beyond parody
Schumer on the Democratic response to Trump's shakedown of Harvard: "We sent him a very strong letter just the other day asking eight very strong questions."
April 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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The fact that Deepseek R1 was released three days /before/ Stargate means these guys stood in front of Trump and said they needed half a trillion dollars while they knew R1 was open source and trained for $5M.

Beautiful.
January 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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When people say this I assume they don’t believe they will be personally affected by anything that happens.
This guy won the popular vote. That’s why I say America deserves everything we get.
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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“All we have is each other” is either utterly terrifying or a source of profound comfort depending on my mood.
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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December 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Cosigning this as someone who used to professionally bully insurance companies into approving prior auths. "Wanna bet your license on it?" works more often than not.
To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
December 6, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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Holding space with this typo.
December 8, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Heard someone in the local cafe say “that’s me in the kitchen” and I very nearly shouted back “that’s me in the spotlight”
December 8, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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Fineeeee!

Pre-order here: fanga.me/r/balatro
December 4, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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It's about you.

Thank you for 30 years of play 💙
30th Anniversary | Thank You
YouTube video by PlayStation
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December 2, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.

I’d like to report a murder
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Well I’ll be!
August 4, 2023 at 3:48 PM