Carissa Holohan
@carissa.science
Principal HPC Network Architect at Argonne National Laboratory
- Opinions are mine, not my employer's!
- I make supercomputers talk to each-other!
- ⚧ MTF - She/Her
⚠️This account is rated M for Mature!⚠️
Formerly @CarissaHolohan on the BirdSite™️
- Opinions are mine, not my employer's!
- I make supercomputers talk to each-other!
- ⚧ MTF - She/Her
⚠️This account is rated M for Mature!⚠️
Formerly @CarissaHolohan on the BirdSite™️
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Carissa Holohan
@carissa.science
· Oct 23
I silly-promised work I would dress “appropriately sciencey” for today’s awards ceremony. I forgot I had bought this blouse before the pandemic, but once I found it in the closet, I knew what had to be done. #BoldlyGo
My callboy? Electric.
My nation? VNV
My Romance? Chemical.
February 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My callboy? Electric.
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Illinois respects the sovereignty and borders of Ukraine — now and always.
Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression.
Slava Ukraini!
Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression.
Slava Ukraini!
February 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Illinois respects the sovereignty and borders of Ukraine — now and always.
Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression.
Slava Ukraini!
Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression.
Slava Ukraini!
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Some useful fennalgebra...
Check out my animated series over @bsky.fireflycitystories.com :D
#art #furryart #webcomics
Check out my animated series over @bsky.fireflycitystories.com :D
#art #furryart #webcomics
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some useful fennalgebra...
Check out my animated series over @bsky.fireflycitystories.com :D
#art #furryart #webcomics
Check out my animated series over @bsky.fireflycitystories.com :D
#art #furryart #webcomics
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once an intern and now our Sustainability Specialist, you might remember him from our favorite content such as sewer shanty
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
once an intern and now our Sustainability Specialist, you might remember him from our favorite content such as sewer shanty
Sometimes, you just have to walk over to your supercomputer and rip a power cord out to remind it who’s the boss.
Take that, switch x6101c0r47b0! You will forward packets, and that’s an order!
Take that, switch x6101c0r47b0! You will forward packets, and that’s an order!
February 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sometimes, you just have to walk over to your supercomputer and rip a power cord out to remind it who’s the boss.
Take that, switch x6101c0r47b0! You will forward packets, and that’s an order!
Take that, switch x6101c0r47b0! You will forward packets, and that’s an order!
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We are about to accumulate a wealth of data on immunosenescence , oncology , cardiovascular disease , auroimmunity and neurodegeneration.
February 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We are about to accumulate a wealth of data on immunosenescence , oncology , cardiovascular disease , auroimmunity and neurodegeneration.
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the Breakfast Club was released 40 years ago today
February 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the Breakfast Club was released 40 years ago today
The roses are red,
The violets are too…
Your blue and green channels
Are not coming through!
The violets are too…
Your blue and green channels
Are not coming through!
February 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The roses are red,
The violets are too…
Your blue and green channels
Are not coming through!
The violets are too…
Your blue and green channels
Are not coming through!
In 5th grade, I told a kid who insulted me to “shut your big ugly mouth!” My teacher somehow heard “… big fucking mouth!” I was immediately suspended from school for a day and banned from performing in the choral show that week.
February 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In 5th grade, I told a kid who insulted me to “shut your big ugly mouth!” My teacher somehow heard “… big fucking mouth!” I was immediately suspended from school for a day and banned from performing in the choral show that week.
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perhaps the best halftime show ever was the one that relied most on efficient storm drain infrastructure. interesting.
February 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
perhaps the best halftime show ever was the one that relied most on efficient storm drain infrastructure. interesting.
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Public facing IPs/ports are just pvp enabled
February 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Public facing IPs/ports are just pvp enabled
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See also: Gordon Food Service, gfsstore.com for those of us further east! They’re a bulk restaurant supplier with no membership required.
January 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
See also: Gordon Food Service, gfsstore.com for those of us further east! They’re a bulk restaurant supplier with no membership required.
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you run the docker containers with compose. you can run it in the pod on podman. with the kubernetes. you run the pods in the kube with helm, in the pod, in podman, the man with the pods. in the kube. the man with the pods is at the helm. at the dock. put the containers in the pod at the dock.
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
you run the docker containers with compose. you can run it in the pod on podman. with the kubernetes. you run the pods in the kube with helm, in the pod, in podman, the man with the pods. in the kube. the man with the pods is at the helm. at the dock. put the containers in the pod at the dock.
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Y'all mean to tell me Chicago has bulls, bears, AND cubs? Just how gay is this town, exactly? 👀✨️
December 10, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Y'all mean to tell me Chicago has bulls, bears, AND cubs? Just how gay is this town, exactly? 👀✨️
I had an emergency appendectomy 24 years ago, after it burst suddenly one night, with no symptoms or warning signs, my Freshman year of college: and it *did* bankrupt me. It nearly prevented me from continuing through school after my Freshman year of undergrad.
I had an emergency appendectomy just three weeks ago and almost didn’t go to the ER because it could potentially bankrupt me and that’s the risk many of us weigh when we potentially need emergency care and don’t know how bad the problem is.
December 7, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I had an emergency appendectomy 24 years ago, after it burst suddenly one night, with no symptoms or warning signs, my Freshman year of college: and it *did* bankrupt me. It nearly prevented me from continuing through school after my Freshman year of undergrad.
Just a few versions behind. Nothing major…
November 29, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Just a few versions behind. Nothing major…
I kinda hate living in a time and place where I receive Black Friday Sale emails advertising deep discounts on routine and necessary basic medical testing, because a huge portion of the population may need those in order to survive.
November 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I kinda hate living in a time and place where I receive Black Friday Sale emails advertising deep discounts on routine and necessary basic medical testing, because a huge portion of the population may need those in order to survive.
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I'm launching the hashtag #HPCTales to share ridiculous articles about #HPC. I'm starting with news from a French defense (!!) website that headlines: "The 2nd most powerful supercomputer in the world (Frontier) is now able to create its own Matrix-like universe thanks to Exascale" 🤦
November 25, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.
Text this to your cousin who is planning to fry their Turkey this year - www.youtube.com/shorts/4IbIV...
Cook the #turkey not your home 2024
YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
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November 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.
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The first known use of singular “they” is so old that not only does it pre-date singular “you,” it wasn’t even spelled with a “th”
When William and the Werewolf, in 1375 CE, used singular “they,” it was spelled with a Thorn
When William and the Werewolf, in 1375 CE, used singular “they,” it was spelled with a Thorn
November 17, 2024 at 3:28 PM
The first known use of singular “they” is so old that not only does it pre-date singular “you,” it wasn’t even spelled with a “th”
When William and the Werewolf, in 1375 CE, used singular “they,” it was spelled with a Thorn
When William and the Werewolf, in 1375 CE, used singular “they,” it was spelled with a Thorn
Yay! I still get to call Aurora the fastest mixed-precision system for a while! 🥰💕
November 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Yay! I still get to call Aurora the fastest mixed-precision system for a while! 🥰💕