Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
@carlmarxman.bsky.social
3.1K followers 3.9K following 15K posts
Random middle class, middle aged, Chaos worshipper. It can happen here, whatever "it" may be. "Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Reposted by Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
erinbiba.bsky.social
Cuomo on how he’d handle Trump sending troops into NYC:

Oh they’ll violate the constitution and break the law and violate civil rights and terrorize people but let’s not get all dramatic about it.

😐
"[I want to] be ready here in New York, and let's be smart. They're going to send in ICE in New York.
They are going to do things that are illegal and unconstitutional, but let's not overreact."
- Andrew Cuomo said in June after Trump deployed National Guard troops to Los Angeles
Reposted by Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
clareblackwood.bsky.social
not to be mushy on main or whatever but I get strangers coming up to me on the street now saying that my silly little online jokes and videos make their day better and tbh I don't think there's much that's cooler than that
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Uh, probably. *An* AI likely.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
I think there was a bit of a pile-on. Those are never fun to be the target of.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Blessed Marla, mother of God, intercede for me and hear my prayer.
Reposted by Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
tedraymond.bsky.social
None of the other common symptoms of illness translate to excitement about a sports team quite like "fever."

"Canada has Blue Jays sniffles."
Reposted by Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
trance.bsky.social
Trump continually trying to paint cities as Mad Max realms of hell

reminds me of 'storm of the century' pictures where someone posts a tipped over white chair on their lawn
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Sure you're not pregnant?

With God, all things are possible.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Knew I liked you for a reason.
Reposted by Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
rachelgilmore.bsky.social
Israel illegally intercepted another flotilla carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza, detaining six Canadians in the process.

The government says it offered consular assistance.

But a contact for the three Newfoundlanders on board told me the support from the government has, largely, been “nothing.”
carlmarxman.bsky.social
...

I mean, when you're right, you're right.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
That being said, if you do end up invading us can I send you a list of roads, neighborhoods, and landmarks that need to be flattened by artillery fire so we can rebuild them decently?

If it's not too much trouble.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
As a Canadian I assure you I'm not happy at the idea of the upcoming invasion and occupation. I'm too old and fat to be an effective resistance fighter.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Lord knows he's looking for any excuse.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Is it gay to be gay, gentlemen?
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Fair points. I still think that the reconstruction would be a great Assassin's creed setting, though.
carlmarxman.bsky.social
I'm going to guess the hot-sal isn't going to catch on?
carlmarxman.bsky.social
Sacrificing one group for your own safety has always worked out well for everyone and hasn't spurred on further horrors. Ever.

Absolutely.
Reposted by Carl Marxman (CHAOS)
jongraywb.bsky.social
If you are willing to throw away entire groups of people to protect your insular strategy that will only protect you instead of protecting everyone then I don’t want your leaders and I sure as hell don’t want to be associated with you.
talleststone.bsky.social
I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.