Carlo, The Sticky Ricky
@carlostickyricky.bsky.social
I usually chat a whole lot of nonsense. Got a babe with big flaps and two gorgeous little bunnies #Pepperjam&PaprikaFoLyfe. I like cute mens and video games 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (he/him)
Attempted going into town to do Xmas shopping, but ended up spending £100 on myself in my own store, then treated myself to getting a haircut from a very good looking young man with very soft hands, so I've had to come home to listen to the For Good soundtrack to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Attempted going into town to do Xmas shopping, but ended up spending £100 on myself in my own store, then treated myself to getting a haircut from a very good looking young man with very soft hands, so I've had to come home to listen to the For Good soundtrack to calm down
After a really, really shitty mental health period of about three weeks I feel full of vim and vigor - unfortunately my shitty backache, headache and snapping ankles haven't got the fucking memo 😭 luckily being awake at 2.30am only means I'm up an hour earlier than I should be for work today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
After a really, really shitty mental health period of about three weeks I feel full of vim and vigor - unfortunately my shitty backache, headache and snapping ankles haven't got the fucking memo 😭 luckily being awake at 2.30am only means I'm up an hour earlier than I should be for work today
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shout out to my grandmother’s stuffing recipe for containing such helpful instructions as ‘cook it til it’s done’ and ‘pour broth til it looks right’
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
shout out to my grandmother’s stuffing recipe for containing such helpful instructions as ‘cook it til it’s done’ and ‘pour broth til it looks right’
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We have Balatro at home.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We have Balatro at home.
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Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
Slim Chickens break whilst window shopping 🐔🐣🍗
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Slim Chickens break whilst window shopping 🐔🐣🍗
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Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 this weekend. But she won't be, because she's dead.
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 this weekend. But she won't be, because she's dead.
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Knowing my luck, it'll be just the four people who like my posts who get raptured.
September 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Knowing my luck, it'll be just the four people who like my posts who get raptured.
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getting just my dick baptized so the rapture will jerk me off
September 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
getting just my dick baptized so the rapture will jerk me off
What if I don't get raptured? 🥺
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
What if I don't get raptured? 🥺
The bunnae bbz
September 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The bunnae bbz
Bunny sleepy time dump
August 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Bunny sleepy time dump
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Classic Wallace
August 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Classic Wallace
I don't think I can stress how absolutely FUCKING EXCITED I am for Wicked: For Good. Just inject "Thank Goodness" as an opener straight into my veins and get it over with
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I don't think I can stress how absolutely FUCKING EXCITED I am for Wicked: For Good. Just inject "Thank Goodness" as an opener straight into my veins and get it over with
(to the tune of dancing through life in the beautiful voice of my future husband Jonathan Bailey): Nigel Farage is hiding in your garage, so keep your car runniiinnnnggg toooonniiiiiggghhhhttttt 🎶🥳
June 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
(to the tune of dancing through life in the beautiful voice of my future husband Jonathan Bailey): Nigel Farage is hiding in your garage, so keep your car runniiinnnnggg toooonniiiiiggghhhhttttt 🎶🥳
Whatever you do today, remember Pepperjam and Paprika are always watching and judging (and awaiting treats)
February 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Whatever you do today, remember Pepperjam and Paprika are always watching and judging (and awaiting treats)
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It occurs to me that "general or local" could refer to elections and anaesthetics.
I have never not voted in my entire adult life. General or local elections. But fuck me sideways, I might be staying at home to wash my hair at the next GE.
January 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It occurs to me that "general or local" could refer to elections and anaesthetics.
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood