Carl R. Jennings | Author
@carlrjennings.bsky.social
Author
"Clever and inventive, but a one-note joke."
"Silly, clever, irreverent, stabby".
THE WITCH DOCTOR, a witchy romcom, out now! https://linktr.ee/carlrjennings
"Clever and inventive, but a one-note joke."
"Silly, clever, irreverent, stabby".
THE WITCH DOCTOR, a witchy romcom, out now! https://linktr.ee/carlrjennings
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Oh hey, this thing exists.
Anyway, here's the type of reader who would like each of my books.
Anyway, here's the type of reader who would like each of my books.
There would be clear signs.
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
There would be clear signs.
You will fail forward far more than you will take winning leaps.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
You will fail forward far more than you will take winning leaps.
Apollo shot an arrow through my open window once.
He tried to run away but Artemis made him come back and give me an Apollogy.
He tried to run away but Artemis made him come back and give me an Apollogy.
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Apollo shot an arrow through my open window once.
He tried to run away but Artemis made him come back and give me an Apollogy.
He tried to run away but Artemis made him come back and give me an Apollogy.
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The five stages of book reviews: 1) Excitement 2) Reading it 3) They hated chapter five 4) Spiraling 5) Never reading reviews again (lie, you'll read them all)
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The five stages of book reviews: 1) Excitement 2) Reading it 3) They hated chapter five 4) Spiraling 5) Never reading reviews again (lie, you'll read them all)
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The History of the Playa Michigan Lake Mining Company
by Steve Wheat
"The sunlight came through dust mist,
reflecting the porcelain white sparkles
of lithium mounds like hives of glass ants."
Link ⬇️
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/po...
Welcome to 2026!
by Steve Wheat
"The sunlight came through dust mist,
reflecting the porcelain white sparkles
of lithium mounds like hives of glass ants."
Link ⬇️
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/po...
Welcome to 2026!
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 AM
The History of the Playa Michigan Lake Mining Company
by Steve Wheat
"The sunlight came through dust mist,
reflecting the porcelain white sparkles
of lithium mounds like hives of glass ants."
Link ⬇️
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/po...
Welcome to 2026!
by Steve Wheat
"The sunlight came through dust mist,
reflecting the porcelain white sparkles
of lithium mounds like hives of glass ants."
Link ⬇️
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/po...
Welcome to 2026!
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Five Great Quotations about Book Critics
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#amwriting #writingcommunity #writers #author #writerscommunity
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Five Great Quotations about Book Critics
“It is advantageous to an author that his book should be attacked as well as praised. Fame is a shuttlecock. If it be struck at one end of the room, it will soon fall to the ground. To keep it up, …
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January 6, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Five Great Quotations about Book Critics
#amwriting #writingcommunity #writers #author #writerscommunity
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#amwriting #writingcommunity #writers #author #writerscommunity
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How the trouble always starts.
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
How the trouble always starts.
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A list of current advertisers on X, the CSAM creation and distribution website.
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Who’s still advertising on X? – Stop Funding Hate
stopfundinghate.info
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
A list of current advertisers on X, the CSAM creation and distribution website.
stopfundinghate.info/whos-still-a...
stopfundinghate.info/whos-still-a...
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I tell myself over and over not to litigate past elections, but I do think I should be allowed one (1) free bitchslap on every “Donald the Dove” person in the United States.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I tell myself over and over not to litigate past elections, but I do think I should be allowed one (1) free bitchslap on every “Donald the Dove” person in the United States.
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@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jan 3 PinkNews: While using trans people as a punching bag by announcing trans women must be excluded from women's spaces, new UK equalities minister Bridget Phillipson declares trans people should not be “used as a political punchbag." With friends like these...
UK equalities minister says trans people must not be used as a political punchbag
UK equalities minister Bridget Phillipson has said trans people should not be "used as a political punchbag", while also reaffirming her support for trans people being excluded from single-sex spaces.
www.thepinknews.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jan 3 PinkNews: While using trans people as a punching bag by announcing trans women must be excluded from women's spaces, new UK equalities minister Bridget Phillipson declares trans people should not be “used as a political punchbag." With friends like these...
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My first long-form video of the year is a vlog about my author's journey! I don't do a lot of these, but if you are curious about how my sales are going, what I've done marketing wise, and where I'm planning to go next, this one's for you!
youtu.be/hKx2-bB9-Ck
youtu.be/hKx2-bB9-Ck
My Book's First 9 Months: Publishing Vlog
YouTube video by elaine allen
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
My first long-form video of the year is a vlog about my author's journey! I don't do a lot of these, but if you are curious about how my sales are going, what I've done marketing wise, and where I'm planning to go next, this one's for you!
youtu.be/hKx2-bB9-Ck
youtu.be/hKx2-bB9-Ck
Wipe the mud off your face and give me your hand, we need to jump back in.
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Wipe the mud off your face and give me your hand, we need to jump back in.
No shame in admiring a good dinkus, just saying...
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
No shame in admiring a good dinkus, just saying...
All three of my worlds are wishing you a good holiday time, however you want to spend it!
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
All three of my worlds are wishing you a good holiday time, however you want to spend it!
Oh hey, this thing exists.
Anyway, here's the type of reader who would like each of my books.
Anyway, here's the type of reader who would like each of my books.
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Oh hey, this thing exists.
Anyway, here's the type of reader who would like each of my books.
Anyway, here's the type of reader who would like each of my books.
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The “Pink Flamingo Rat King” is an extremely rare phenomenon that’s only been seen in the wilds of the suburbs of Los Angeles. The smog of the urban sprawl becomes infused into the plastic of the flamingos, causing them to temporarily animate and attempt murder suicide of other lawn ornaments
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The “Pink Flamingo Rat King” is an extremely rare phenomenon that’s only been seen in the wilds of the suburbs of Los Angeles. The smog of the urban sprawl becomes infused into the plastic of the flamingos, causing them to temporarily animate and attempt murder suicide of other lawn ornaments
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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German: We call this creature the sea hedgehog, because it is spiky like a hedgehog :)
English: To us it is a sea urchin. Wastrel of the deep. A wretched, miserable soul cast down by God, condemned to a watery grave, a cruel living death. A being of Dickensian suffering.
English: To us it is a sea urchin. Wastrel of the deep. A wretched, miserable soul cast down by God, condemned to a watery grave, a cruel living death. A being of Dickensian suffering.
September 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
German: We call this creature the sea hedgehog, because it is spiky like a hedgehog :)
English: To us it is a sea urchin. Wastrel of the deep. A wretched, miserable soul cast down by God, condemned to a watery grave, a cruel living death. A being of Dickensian suffering.
English: To us it is a sea urchin. Wastrel of the deep. A wretched, miserable soul cast down by God, condemned to a watery grave, a cruel living death. A being of Dickensian suffering.
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Find your local small book stores here www.indiebound.org/indie-store-...
August 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Find your local small book stores here www.indiebound.org/indie-store-...
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Rumor has it readers are looking for the scariest book in my catalog. Here you go...
HALLOWED OBLIVION is packed with tension, terror, and teeth.
Go grab it for only 99¢ on ebook or $6 in paperback. (There's a sale rn and it's only $5!)
www.amazon.com/Hallowed-Obl...
HALLOWED OBLIVION is packed with tension, terror, and teeth.
Go grab it for only 99¢ on ebook or $6 in paperback. (There's a sale rn and it's only $5!)
www.amazon.com/Hallowed-Obl...
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Rumor has it readers are looking for the scariest book in my catalog. Here you go...
HALLOWED OBLIVION is packed with tension, terror, and teeth.
Go grab it for only 99¢ on ebook or $6 in paperback. (There's a sale rn and it's only $5!)
www.amazon.com/Hallowed-Obl...
HALLOWED OBLIVION is packed with tension, terror, and teeth.
Go grab it for only 99¢ on ebook or $6 in paperback. (There's a sale rn and it's only $5!)
www.amazon.com/Hallowed-Obl...
The Legend of a Witch and Wizard Who Used to Date But Now Hate Each Other Making a Bet to See Which One Can Install a Successful Ruler to the Kingdom
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Legend of a Witch and Wizard Who Used to Date But Now Hate Each Other Making a Bet to See Which One Can Install a Successful Ruler to the Kingdom
Going against the grain, that woman 😆
September 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Going against the grain, that woman 😆