Callastrophan the Weird (K. L. Webb)
@carrollastrophe.bsky.social
He/him | Writer | TTRPG | Librararian | Just trying to be that weird space wizard I want to see airbrushed on the side of a van.
Find my games at carrollastrophe.itch.io
Find my games at carrollastrophe.itch.io
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In related news, the next Wayward Children book, GATES OF GARNET AND GOLD, comes out on Tuesday.
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
In related news, the next Wayward Children book, GATES OF GARNET AND GOLD, comes out on Tuesday.
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the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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My personal feeling is that pro wrestlers shouldn't have names that could reasonably appear on birth certificates. Give me "King Kong Bundy" or "The Rock" or "Andre the Giant." If it sounds normal being said at the DMV, try again.
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My personal feeling is that pro wrestlers shouldn't have names that could reasonably appear on birth certificates. Give me "King Kong Bundy" or "The Rock" or "Andre the Giant." If it sounds normal being said at the DMV, try again.
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My End of Year video is on the "Golden Age of Indie RPGs," from roughly 2010 to 2025. I start with Apocalypse World's release, work through the Google+ Era, and follow design lineages and historical events that have impacted the hobby up through 2025.
The Golden Age of Indie RPGs: 2010-2025
YouTube video by A.A. Voigt
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My End of Year video is on the "Golden Age of Indie RPGs," from roughly 2010 to 2025. I start with Apocalypse World's release, work through the Google+ Era, and follow design lineages and historical events that have impacted the hobby up through 2025.
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My cartoon for the latest @newscientist.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My cartoon for the latest @newscientist.com
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I’m in some kind of angel era I guess
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m in some kind of angel era I guess
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"because AI is being crammed into everything, I could be using it at any time, it's hard to avoid!" should make you angry, not make you go "welp guess I gotta accept AI now"
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"because AI is being crammed into everything, I could be using it at any time, it's hard to avoid!" should make you angry, not make you go "welp guess I gotta accept AI now"
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Added a handful of new turned vessels I've been working on as I've been waiting for boxes to cure. Walnut fans rejoice, thy time is now.
I didn't mean for it to look like nerd communion but w/e.
www.galdrecraft.com
I didn't mean for it to look like nerd communion but w/e.
www.galdrecraft.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Added a handful of new turned vessels I've been working on as I've been waiting for boxes to cure. Walnut fans rejoice, thy time is now.
I didn't mean for it to look like nerd communion but w/e.
www.galdrecraft.com
I didn't mean for it to look like nerd communion but w/e.
www.galdrecraft.com
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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I will not buy your AI book
I will not give its text a look
I will not share your AI art
I will not share even a part
I will not play your AI game
I will not play it, feel some shame!
Use your soul and heart and head
And make us things to love, instead
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss).
I will not give its text a look
I will not share your AI art
I will not share even a part
I will not play your AI game
I will not play it, feel some shame!
Use your soul and heart and head
And make us things to love, instead
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss).
I don't want gen AI in my software
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I will not buy your AI book
I will not give its text a look
I will not share your AI art
I will not share even a part
I will not play your AI game
I will not play it, feel some shame!
Use your soul and heart and head
And make us things to love, instead
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss).
I will not give its text a look
I will not share your AI art
I will not share even a part
I will not play your AI game
I will not play it, feel some shame!
Use your soul and heart and head
And make us things to love, instead
(With apologies to Dr. Seuss).
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Threw some colors on this Bug Knights piece. 🪲🐛🐞🦟🐜.
January 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Threw some colors on this Bug Knights piece. 🪲🐛🐞🦟🐜.
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I've been branching out with my lathe work and the results are available in my shop! Grab a unique handcrafted wood vessel to show off your new shiny (objects) and help some artists pay the mortgage!
www.galdrecraft.com
www.galdrecraft.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I've been branching out with my lathe work and the results are available in my shop! Grab a unique handcrafted wood vessel to show off your new shiny (objects) and help some artists pay the mortgage!
www.galdrecraft.com
www.galdrecraft.com
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Okay I clicked on the shop and these are all a) gorgeous and b) very reasonably priced?? For handmade wooden bowls and chalices?? LOOK at that delicious grain.
I've been branching out with my lathe work and the results are available in my shop! Grab a unique handcrafted wood vessel to show off your new shiny (objects) and help some artists pay the mortgage!
www.galdrecraft.com
www.galdrecraft.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Okay I clicked on the shop and these are all a) gorgeous and b) very reasonably priced?? For handmade wooden bowls and chalices?? LOOK at that delicious grain.
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The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
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I FEEL ATTACKED
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I FEEL ATTACKED
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mr beast has died. he fell into an industrial grain silo and slipped below instantly. everyone was pretty much like "thank god" and nobody is even really sure which one he's in any more
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
mr beast has died. he fell into an industrial grain silo and slipped below instantly. everyone was pretty much like "thank god" and nobody is even really sure which one he's in any more
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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And I heard him exclaim as he rode down the street, "A merry Thursday to everyone and to everyone a good meat!"
I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
And I heard him exclaim as he rode down the street, "A merry Thursday to everyone and to everyone a good meat!"
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Time to watch my fave Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Time to watch my fave Christmas movie