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Will get back to you with something interesting as soon as possible
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wait WHAT
Star Wars Galactic Racer coming 2026
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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wHy aREn'T PeOpLE sEeinG moVIeS aNyMORe??
I dunno, man, maybe because the last two movies I *really* wanted to see in the theater are only playing in, like, 5 theaters in a 50 mile radius and they all stink? Neither Frankenstein nor Wake Up, Dead Man are coming to my CITY, and I hate it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Heaven's Vault (inkle Ltd, 2019)
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Remember, Thanksgiving isn’t easy for everybody. Some people got sewn into Charlie Brown’s pants at the big parade and, to this day, can’t stand bald boys because when they see them, they think they’re back in the pants.
November 28, 2024 at 3:38 PM
"You see, Donald, it's an action platformer from the PS2 era but you play as a reporter named Jade..."
It can only ever get dumber
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted

So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth

The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I admit that I thought I'd have a harder time without it
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
NBC canceling Poker Face and moving their sports back to TV, it's like they don't want me to subscribe to Peacock
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Uh oh! The next track on the Americana album you've been enjoying talks about COVID"
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Bless whatever algorithm decided to make Hugh Freeze’s top image result a picture of him golfing
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well,,
Missouri making a pretty compelling case for just playing for the field goal
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Missouri making a pretty compelling case for just playing for the field goal
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I honestly thought it would take a little more moral conviction than it has to continue to be against the Freeze hire
in this week’s mailbag, we dive into plenty of Auburn football and basketball subjects

but the lead question is a good one: how many offenses are averaging around 28 PPG… and just how hard has it been for Auburn to simply get to that number under Hugh Freeze?

www.auburnobserver.com/p/auburn-mis...
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Know it's way too early for hot takes but this Auburn team looks very bad against a bad Oklahoma State team
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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2010 - The Auburn Arena officially opens its doors following a ribbon cutting ceremony.

#WarEagle #AUHistory
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
All right gang how do we get Hugh Freeze to UAB
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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*UGAvAUBRefStatementV3FinalFinal2FinalFinal3.docx has been opened for editing*
October 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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since Auburn basketball announced it would be playing an exhibition in Boutwell Auditorium in Birmingham — a classic Alabama pro wrestling venue — I thought it would be cool to do a graphic for the game like the old newspaper ads for shows there

I had some free time this morning
October 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh yes
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door OSTs added to Nintendo Music

Nintendo Switch OST (275 tracks) m.nintendo.com/shared/en-US...
GameCube OST (111 tracks) share.music.nintendo.com/en-US/US/off...

no new music on Nintendo Music next week
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Alabama, meet your next senator
A college basketball icon is calling it a career 👏

Sister Jean has retired from her official campus duties at Loyola Chicago weeks after celebrating her 106th birthday, she confirmed to student publication The Loyola Phoenix.
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM