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I only Tweet during Bears games and stream on Twitch

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I like that a lot of young MAGA bros are learning about mortgages via the 50-year mortgage discourse.

“I would pay a million dollars for a $200,000 house???”
Scott Turner: "More research needs to be done on a 50 year mortgage and the other ideas that are being put forth ... the 50 year mortgage and other ideas that have been circulated to the public are being discussed, are on the table."
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.

It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”

- Garry Kasparov
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Indiana ends a 30-game losing streak to Ohio State to win their first Big 10 title since 1967. They’re the only undefeated team left in the FBS. Incredible. Curt Cignetti continues to impress. They’ll lock up the 1 seed.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Fernando Mendoza has gotta be on wicked levels of Toradol. That interview was unhinged #NCAAFB #BIG10
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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The Bears signed OL Jordan McFadden to the active roster and waived LB Carl Jones Jr. They also elevated LB Jalen Reeves-Maybin from the practice squad.
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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At least the NFL doesn't have people gathering together to determine the playoff teams.
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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For only the second time since 2013, the Bears have clinched an above-.500 season.

Bears 24, Eagles 15
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I guess we can say Trump is the least partisan President ever. Never seen a Republican serve a Dem quite like Trump blowing Bill Clinton #politics #USA #EpstienFile #Clinton #Trump
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
These Fox Sports announcers are dog shit. Even when the Tremaine makes a play it's played off as if its a mistake.

Playing well but not getting any of the praise. #NOvsCHI #BearDown #DaBears #FoxSports
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hurry up and settle that Nahshon Wright anytime INT bet ffs #Fanduel
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The fact that I got a letter from a Health Insurance Provider that starts off with "You expect and deserve to have access to healthcare....'" is fucking funny.

Especially when you consider they denied a ~$5000 claim from when I was in the ER #healthcare #latestagecapitalism
August 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Our Constitution is clear: Only Congress has the power to declare war.

Yet, administrations too often bypass this fundamental check, plunging us into conflicts that cost countless lives, drain our resources, and destabilize entire regions.

We cannot allow this to happen again.
June 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Not really sure how this tech is allowed to be widely available. Nevertheless.
June 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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A long overdue update on the potential future of The Creatures. ❤️
June 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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If you’re feeling overwhelmed, stop for a moment and watch this little roadrunner utterly ecstatic to show his mama the treasure he found 🥹🥹🥹
June 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Who’s under more pressure: Tomlin or Rodgers?

It’s Tomlin—by a mile.

The Steelers are running back a failed formula: aging QB + strong defense. It didn’t work before… so why’s it different now?
June 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Amazing. Respect the lede.
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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"You were parked illegally, so your car was toad."
June 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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good morning. i’ve watched this pass 28 times already.
June 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This man is the weirdest non liberal. Firmly believes their views while also not supporting them (at least from what I've seen)
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
May 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM