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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 2d

Careful what you wish for

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 13h

In my flop era for real

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 22h

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22h

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 15h

I only watch medical roleplay ASMR to see them struggle to explain why what they're doing is medically necessary. "I'm just shining light from this torch in and around your eyes so I can...urm...in order to...peripheral vision? The cranial nerves, they crave the light'

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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Nobody 56 Special @mrbuick.bsky.social · 1d

"Objective reality exists" is the axiomatic baseline of having any society whatsoever, and the AI utopians are gleefully sledgehammering it out of existence.

Evil people!

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crazyfoxlady ❤️☕️ @crazyfoxlady.bsky.social · 1d

Oh hai~~ 🙃❤️

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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL @hyenablood.yeen.world · 1d

Holy shit this picture of my mom with Honest John from 1979 I was doomed from inception

Teenage white girl in a white shirt and very light beige pants smiling with a mascot costume of Honest John from Pinocchio at Disney, he's got his cane to her throat and his left hand on her head like he's holding her hostage

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 2d

In which case I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions and calling you an asocial cunt :)

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 2d

All I'm saying is anecdotally, I see a lot more em dashes around—especially on social media—since generative AI started spitting them out. No need to be an asocial cunt about it

Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 2d

I hate that the em dash has become a sign of using generative AI. I've known how to use them since forever! It's stolen valour!

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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 2d

I love the feeling of being surprised and then awed by a whopping great full moon - because it’s a sensation that humans from cave dwellers to Romans will have had.

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 3d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 2d

And for our next contestant in the ring, we have *pauses* Jesus of Nazareth?!

The son of god descends into the ring in a glorious blast of light. “The only way you’re getting my father’s championship belt, is through me”

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Ky 🦌🍃 @deerwuff.gay · 3d

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Last time imma push this ^^' - fundraising for @samaritans by taking part in the October 10th 5k Dawn Walk 💛 being helped through personal struggles by the Samaritans has motivated me to do this, so close to my goal of £200 !! Any little bit helps 🫶

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Hausu M.D. 🎥👺📼🍉🖤 @suspiraserhead.bsky.social · 3d

The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 4d

wizard frog is insane

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olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · 3d

i know i tend to have a pretty harsh line on political and historical literacy but if you think the primary cause of conflict in the near and middle east is religion rather than much more modern, material political forces, you're a world-class dumbshit and should reconsider that perspective

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

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BlindCoyote 🔜 BLFC @blindcoyote.com · 3d

Spin!

Another piece for my color wheel series
Enjoy!

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 3d

Soy sauce? Do you mean gods cum. Don’t be showing me all those slutty little general tso bites unless they’re prepared to get eaten out. *sound of egg drop soup ladle* ffUCK baby

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 3d

ffffUCK

Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 3d

Looking at the Wikipedia page "List of Chinese dishes" to get a boaner

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Casey is comforble @caseytheotter.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder what they did with the lettuce afterwards. Did they eat it? Did they eat the Lettrussuce??