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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · Dec 6

Joker: wanna know how I got these scars? It was a car accident batman. It killed my wife. My wife is dead batman he he

Batman: my parents are dead

*They start kissing*

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 2h

death at the hands of the Craftsman clan

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 2h

The manifestation of sears coupons beseeches your ancestors

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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 2h

Care for a cup? ☕️
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for SunTattooWolf

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 2h

*bites lip* fuck baby

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 2h

bitch you aint gonna convince me to enter the fog just because you went from a distorted G to a higher B and E

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 2h

Luring me to a place of what is clearly imminent death by a sound of a tasty fuckin guitar riff

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Kall @highlandkall.bsky.social · 3h

more crow me ^^

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 2h

Do I play OSRS? But of course. I can catch 10,000 shrimps at once

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19d

musicians are groups of 30-50 feral hogs. "musician" is an oppressive class, like ceterosexual people or amorasexual people.

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Riot Orgy @riotorgy.bsky.social · 27d

This song is our anthem for nerdy queer joy and we will not elaborate further.

#queerart #metalsky #baldursgate3 #bg3 #thrashmetal #lgbtqmetal

Riot Orgy @riotorgy.bsky.social · 28d

The Devil Is A Bottom

open.spotify.com

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Seraphim777s 🍉🔜 Furpoc + ANE 2025 @seraphim777s.bsky.social · 3h

🌎 @blackmold100.bsky.social · 10h

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4h

It's good to have a good vocabulary

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 3h

what

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 3h

Having my eyes gouged out by the champion of the pain god

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Riot Orgy @riotorgy.bsky.social · 3d

It really is that easy, Jay

Tofte ➡️ MFF, NYFB @tofte.bsky.social · 4d

If I were a social media CEO, I'd simply thank trans furries for making my network appealing and then shut the fuck up

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

the ape strides in on crooked hands
he walks up to my chicken cutlet and takes it
in those weird, inhuman paws
and eats it with gusto

that was my chicken cutlet

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

THE JG Wentworth? 877 Cash now??

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

Oh my fucking god I just realized I have zero memes on this device

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 12h

I’m not dropping a public link but any mutuals who want my ad feel free to request via dm. Idk how often I’ll post and this offer ain’t staying up forever

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

i once hosted a web site called debras realm

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 4h

Fighting a parked motorcycle

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

I don't wear clothes. Every day, I walk into my wardrobe of flesh and select a new stylish epidermis, freshly tattooed with the latest styles. I peel off yesterdays Italian suit skin and throw it into the laundry hamper, which always looks surprisingly like an urn

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Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 12h

I ain’t finna lie to you cap’n I’m low key being entranced by the song of the sirens of the sea. Can we just go into the fog for 5 minutes. Just real quick in and out

Moon Sugar Daddy @moistcontent.com · 5h

Prior to every boss fight I make sure to lather myself up with various balms and salves to ward off damage

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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · Mar 13

The haunted cemetery

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