We are headed towards: no such thing as a contract, no such thing as enforcement, no such thing as procedure, no such thing as stability.

I'm so sorry I can't stop laughing. OpenAI, the company built on stealing literally the entire internet, is crying because DeepSeek may have trained on the outputs from ChatGPT. They're crying their eyes out. What a bunch of hypocritical little babies. Cry more, freaks.

www.ft.com/content/a0df...

Everybody thinks Louisiana is living in the past, but we're actually your future

Better late than never, my 2024 musical wrapsody. lettersfromtomorrow.substack.com/p/imperfect-...

Also, a huge thank you to all our first responders (restaurants who do carry out during boil orders).

May your tips be enormously fat.

Boil water advisory on. Everywhere else it's just Sunday.

They should make 2-hour acid for parents.

Signed up for this app a year and half ago and that's a fun yardstick for when Twitter went from merely bad to totally unusable.

mama is going to put the blanket up and trick us into thinking she disappeared but then she’ll come back and say peekaboo. It’s a tiktok trend

“No, please, Mr. Cheese was my father. Call me Charles.”

He looks how we all feel in this heat.

The “cold” water coming off the tap is almost 90 degrees right now. Good god.

happy pride month to them <3

New Apple headset looks lit

So far my feed is missing its most vital component, brands

Cracking open a cold Robitussin, the official beverage of Pride Month

Wow, so nice to be here, seeing all these people I admire: Maple Cocaine, The Boat, Feral Jokes guy. L Ron Mexico. A real who’s who