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@catfishwagoner.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die.
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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From: [email protected]
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Please watch, it's been out since 1994

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From: [email protected]
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I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump

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Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Status
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Ozzy on pizza:
July 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude.
May 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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The ritualistic feeding of the phanatic before each game. These barbarians will stop at nothing to win a single game
"Is that a real child??"
April 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Facts
April 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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🫡
April 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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'In the Mouth of Madness' (1994)
dir: John Carpenter 📽️
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Know the difference! #science
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM